Why Detroit?
Why not just walk down the hall to the Oval Office and announce it? Maybe Donald and Melania could have a dual announcement.
She could have Liddle Bob Corker there. Hey, make it a party and have Wacky Congresswoman Wilson, Head Clown Cryin' Chuck Schumer, Pocahontas, Little Marco, Lyin' Ted, and Crazy Bernie there too. MSNBC could send Dumb as a Rock Mika and Psycho Joe to cover it.
Why not just walk down the hall to the Oval Office and announce it? Maybe Donald and Melania could have a dual announcement.
She could have Liddle Bob Corker there. Hey, make it a party and have Wacky Congresswoman Wilson, Head Clown Cryin' Chuck Schumer, Pocahontas, Little Marco, Lyin' Ted, and Crazy Bernie there too. MSNBC could send Dumb as a Rock Mika and Psycho Joe to cover it.