Name Game

[Gib]

I went to the movies with my kids Friday night. We got there late and it was so dark in the theater. My kids ran ahead me. I slipped on an empty box of goobers. They had to stop the previews and turn on the lights. My kids wanted to leave me there.

Phil Down

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Gib

Good one!

The last time I took my kids to the movies, I took a big diaper bag and smuggled in popcorn and plastic glasses with lids full of ice and pop. My kids would have come unglued if anyone had noticed. I told them if we did that, we could go more often.

Seymour Movies

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

We usually buy our candy and bring some Sunny Delight for drinks. But we buy our popcorn there. You just can't duplicate movie popcorn.

Connor Sseur

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Well, I had a popcorn popper once and it melted the butter in the top while the corn was popping. Oooh, it was sooo good. I let someone borrow it and they moved and took it with them.

Melinda Nomore

 

[Abiyah]

I am dieting, Connor and Melinda, dears!
Stop this talk about popcorn! I dread the next
time my husband decides to pull out a bag of
that fragrant microwave popcorn! I am going to
go NUTS!

Fortunately, I don't like butter on my popcorn,
so I buy the lower calorie stuff. I will likely ask
him to share a half cup of it with me.

And if he doesn't, there's gonna be something
new in this house . . .

Pam Damonium

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

I hear that. I don't eat much popcorn because the hulls get stuck in my teeth. But, when I smell someone else making it...I surrender!

S. Melling Thebutter

 

[Gib]

My son and his girlfriend went to the movies. They invited us to go with them. We declined. Later, my wife talked me into going to see a movie. We sat right in the middle. To our suprise, our son was at the same movie with his girlfriend. They were all over each other. I don't think they saw any of the movie. I was fit to be tied.

Flip N. Out

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

I would be so upset if that happened to me. My son would not be seeing that girl again or ANYONE for a long time.

John B. Grounded

 

[Gib]

My wife and I have been married for 39 years. We still enjoy going to the picture shows. One mother yelled at us and asked if we could stop kissing during the movies. She said we should act our age. I strongly disagreed with her.

Hank E. Pankee

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Ohhhhhhhhh! I would never smooch in a movie!

But then I have a lot of headaches.

Anita Aspirin

 

[WonderingOne]

I have a lot of headaches too, and on top of that I can't walk very good.

Olin Feeble

 

[Gib]

I made plans to go to the game with my friends without consulting my parents. My dad said that I could go if I cut the grass and rake the yard. He didn't think I could get it all done. As he was coming home, I was leaving.

Jack B. Quick

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

I wanted to use the car, but my dad said I would have to buy my own gas. I had to work for two weeks just to buy one tank!

Ethel B. High

 

[Gib]

We live on a dirt road in south Alabama. During peanut season the peanut trailers kick up the dust. The air conditioner in my car is broke and I have to ride around with my windows down. I sho wish they would pave them roads.

Dustin Yoreyes

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

I know what you mean about the dust on those dirt roads. I was trying to find a house in the country and I looked and looked and never did find it.

Helen Hunting

 

[Gib]

Helen,

You need to check with our local real estate rep. She grew up here and knows where all the houses for sale are. She knows everything you need to know about finding a house.

Donna Dewknow

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Thanks for the info Donna. I wonder if she is also into financing...

Wanda Loan

 

[Gib]

Donna's okay. But, if you need a loan, come see me.

E.Z.Money

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

I think I borrowed some money from someone like you one time. He had an Uncle Vinnie. I was late on a payment and thought I would be wearing cement shoes!

Conway Medown

 

[Gib]

I had an uncle like that, Sonny Vinvencio. He was known as "Bat Man". Anyone not fulfilling their obligations would wind up with a busted knee cap.

Manny Willfall