Name Game

[I Am Blessed 24]

I don't mess with those kind of people anymore. I think I will just stay broke.

Lynn Memoney

 

[Gib]

I earn my money the old fashion way. I work.

Earnon Mykeep

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Me too, but the only time I get to see my paycheck is on the way to the bank! Working double shifts doesn't help that much anymore.

Bea N. Tired

 

[Gib]

Hey cousin! You still on double shifts? My job keeps me busy all the time. Owning your own company does'nt allow for a 9-5. You get up with the dew and go to bed with Letterman.

D. Ed Tired

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Is that Moutain Dew you are talking about?

No, I stopped working double shifts because the government got more money by me working overtime than I did!

Bobby Taxed

 

[thetaterkid]

I wrote a letter to the IRS explaining my current financial situation. I hope the promissary note will do for now, because that is all I can do.

Robby Broke

 

[WonderingOne]

I'm afraid your letter won't cut much ice with the IRS, they are out to get everything they can from you.

Rob U. Blind

 

[dpenguin]

Won't help to get a lawyer, either.

Boyd, Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe
(stolen from Click & Clack, the Tappet brothers aka Tom & Ray Magliozzi, of "Car Talk")

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Well, I hope you all got your taxes in before the deadline. The IRS is not very compassionate. They will LOOK for reasons to audit you!

I. B. Busted

 

[thetaterkid]

I don't pay taxes. I've lived in the wilderness with my pet moose for years. We live off the land and don't get in to town much.

Wilder Nessman

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

I used to live off of the land (not locusts and honey) but I did learn to survive.

Eaton Hickorynuts

 

[Gib]

My mom and dad moved to a hippie community when I was 3 yrs. old. They wore tye-dyed shirts and long hair, rose colored glasses and were always making brownies. Funny thing is I can't find brownies like that anywhere.

Iva Gought Munchies

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Oooh! I love brownies too (especially with walnuts in them)! I also like Banana Bread, but I put chopped walnuts in that too!

Ima Nut

 

[thetaterkid]

Whew! It's been a long day. I can't wait to kick off my shoes and rest my puppies. Take a nice long shower and brush my teeth. Lay down on my cool crisp sheets and fall fast, fast asleep.

S. Lee Penn

 

[dpenguin]

I'll be up for a while yet.

N.I.Towl

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

I would have made a good farmer's wife. I go to sleep with the cows and get up with the birds!

Sue B. Earlyriser

 

[dpenguin]

Speaking of birds, I heard of someone who was feeding the birds and a squirrel kept trying to jump onto the bird feeder from a nearby tree (it was too narrow and slippery to climb up the pole).


Willy Makit

 

[thetaterkid]

That's funny that you should say that. The other day I was cleaning out the gutters. It had just started misting and the ladder was very slippery. No sooner had I stretched out to my left, that I slipped off the ladder and landed right on my face. Ouch.

Bro. K. Nose

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Hubby was cleaning out the dirt crawl space under the house and found a nest of baby mice. Yes, he got rid of them!

Rod Entgone

 

[dpenguin]

Got lots of rabbits living in this area.

Wren Klynose