Name Game

[Pete]

I must admit I have no idea what this thread is about...

Con Fused

 

[Abiyah]

Well, it's really quite simple. People come here
and answer one aonther, using a name that
matches their own message. The first name has
to be a real or ordinary or common name which is
part of the pun you are convveying, but the last
name completes the message the name itself
conveys. Initials may also be used.

Bud U. Newthat

[ March 22, 2003, 08:58 AM: Message edited by: Abiyah ]

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Talking about confusion...I think I broke the lock on my storm door. I guess you get what you pay for.

Broderick I. Tdoor

 

[Pete]

Sue, tsk tsk, you should not buy doors from me.

Elle Cheapo

 

[Abiyah]

Ha! I never even knew storm door locks worked
until we bought our own house and bought a
storm door for it.

I. M. Smarternow

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Well, we bought a new storm door a week ago. I am still waiting for hubby to hang it.

Mrs. Dale B. Procrastinating

 

[Gib]

My wife is still waiting for me to move the swing in the front yard to the backyard. She's been waiting since last year. It's very heavy and had to be dug into the ground. She'll be waiting another year.

Gib Notdoinit

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

I didn't have a swing when I was growing up. Now, I'm going to buy one for my grandkids.

Sue B. Swingin

 

[WonderingOne]

My two grandkids came to visit me today, and the two year-old was all over the house. I love them with all my heart, but I confess that tonight,

Ima Bitfrazzled

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

I know what you mean. I now know why God gives children to YOUNG mothers!

I love them to visit, but I prefer them one at a time.

Mary Young

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

So that's the reason why my kids take every last bit of energy out of me. I had my first child a few months before turning 30.

Ima N. Exception

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

My mother was 44 when I was born! I don't know HOW she kept up with me! She had to have been worn out most of the time!

(daughter of) Mary B. Frazzled

 

[WonderingOne]

My sister lost her car keys yesterday, and had to pay a locksmith 40 dollars to get her car door open.


Ida Cride

 

[Gib]

I locked my keys in the car. Luckily my neighbor had a coat hanger.

Jimmy Dalock

 

[WonderingOne]

I'd be afraid to do that for fear that it would look like I was

Robin Decar

 

[Gib]

Hey...Yo! I carry a coat hanger everywhere I go. You never know when...you know...you might be needin' one, if you know what I mean.

Carey Justin Case

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

In our city when we lock our keys in the car we call the police and they come out and use their 'device' to unlock it for us...free of charge.

Liv N. Smalltown

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

I have one of those devises too. It comes in handy in my line of work.

Grant Theft Auto

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

WS

(No wonder you can't sleep, guilty conscience)

There has been a lot of vandalism around here lately with the weather turning warmer. Kids are egging cars, breaking windows, keying cars, and slashing tires.

I.B. Insured

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

W.S. doesn't steel cars... I believe that was Grant Theft Auto...or is this thread supposed to have a basis in reality and personal observation. To quote W. S. "No, I'm probably the most law abiding citizen you may have ever met. I haven't even had a traffic ticket."

Sue B.Quiet