Old Codger's Club, VII

[dianetavegia]

Hey Guys, it's hard to find our 'hey, how are you' threads. Not good. Not good at all!

 

[dianetavegia]

Now that's better!

 

[Gib]

Now that's the power of cheese.

Diane-you've caught me again and
are sure to leave in the dust.

 

[dianetavegia]

Hey Dude! You're still ahead of me!

 

[Dr. Bob]

Separated forums while I was gone all day! PTL!

Thought I was just getting old.

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[Gib]

This is a story of a man who is seeing double numbers. He swears he's seen his numbers and countless others with the same number. Could it be that he all the numbers in the world are the same or could it be that he is living in the Twighlight Zone.

 

[Dr. Bob]

He must have been living on the other earth on the opposite side of the sun.

Seriously, didn't one of the ancients (Aristotle or such) believe there were opposites to "balance" the universe?? Now ya got me thinking on a Saturday morning . .

 

[Gib]

Maybe so. I have heard that everyone in the world has a twin. If that were so, then wouldn't the opposites have twins too? If one of the twins died in a flood and it wasn't raining where the opposite twin was, would the opposite twin fall over dead? I'm usually watching cartoons in the morning.

 

[Dr. Bob]

Sounds like an Outer Limits rerun . .

 

[dianetavegia]

Say WHAT? I've read and re-read this thread and it's over my head. Where's My sign? LOL

Honestly, I've seen my twin! She played in 10. Her name is Bo Derek. LOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Dr. Bob]

I got in trouble comparing my wife to Bo.

I said my wife was 36-24-34. And that her other leg . . .

Anyone say, "Doghouse"? But I am an old codger, right?

 

[Gib]

So, the older you get, the more degrading you can be? And all is forgiven because you're old? Kewl

 

[GrannyGumbo]

Wooohooo, hotdiggety dog!

 

[Dr. Bob]

Well, I thought it was cute, but she sure didn't.

 

[dianetavegia]

Ahem... Dr. Bob! At least her knees are petite! A true hour glass figure.

 

[Dr. Bob]

Have you all got your tree up yet? We work on the weekend of T'giving (after the meal) to decorate on even-numbered years.

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

I have a small fiberoptic tree that I put up, on a table, on the sunporch. I have it up and the large nativitiy set is outside (need to get some lightbulbs for it though).

The rest of the decorating will (hopefully) get done tomorrow.

 

[Gib]

We are finished with the decorating process. Many neighbors have masterfully decorated their lawns. We thought about decorating outside, then decided we would look like a hyphen between our neighbors.

 

[Dr. Bob]

We have shrubs along the front of our house. Bought a couple of those light-blanket sets and thought that would be better than a few strings of white lights.

Can you say worthless? Looks like a blanket square of lights hanging on a shrub. Ugh.

When the weather abates (snow and cold only lasts a couple days and then it will be 45+ again) we will rearrange for certain sure.

Gib - we would NOT be neighbors to worry about . .

 

[AVL1984]

We don't know where we're going to be living Christmas, so we aren't decorating this year. We made an offer on the home we looked at in Bell Buckle, Tennessee, but haven't heard anything yet. If the owner/builder takes the offer, we will be moving Dec 23rd. It's 20 miles S. of here, but is well worth the extra driving. When we do decorate, we usually put up our tree on Thanksgiving and let it stand until Jan 2nd.