Old Codger's Club, VII

I have three neices named Lyndsay, two nephews named Sam, and three neices and two nephews named Kelsey. Talk about hard keeping track of who's who.

 

Taylor plays baseball with a fella that signs his name Buckshot. His momma calls him the same and when Taylor asked him what his real name was, he said "Buckshot."

 

That doesn't surprise me, Gib. I had an employee who legally changed her name to "Chevroletta Corvetta" when I ran the Subway in Augusta, GA. She named her daughter Chevette, and her son Lemonjello (Lemon Jello). I thought she was kidding until she brought her birth certificate and her kids in and the court order changing her name legally. She was born as Sheneaka Tehanna Davis (initials STD...people kept calling her "sexually transmitted disease" so she changed her name).

 

Oh you guys have me beat with the weird names!

My grandchildren all have real names. I don't like these 'invented' names!

 

Before we got married, Cheryl's nickname was BIMBO.

 

Who called her that? Not your mom and dad? (He's bringing that BIMBO to supper again!)

My parents didn't like Jim being from Chicago. LOL. Their marriage lasted until my wedding night and ours has lasted forever.

 

Vivian is an unusual name. It's hard to find any little trinkets with her name on it. Her mom liked me when she first met me, but she didn't like that I voted for Reagan. She also didn't like the fact that I was a blankety blank yankee! Her dad was so drunk one night after we'd been dating for about two weeks that when I came to pick Vivian up, her dad met me at the door, invited me in, and when Vivian came out he introduced us...LOL....It embarrassed Vivian, but it didn't bother me. Her dad eventually grew to like me pretty well before he died. He was so small I could pick him up and carry him into the house under my arm like a pop would his kid, and I had to do that on a number of occasions when he was drunk.

 

LOL...now THAT'S Funny!

 

"Bobs" in my immediate family...

Son
Grandson
Brother-in-Law

 

Bob-Cheryl says she can't believe I told anyone that. I'm glad she doesn't see the other things I say.

 

I didn't know bimbo's were floozies. I just thought they were blonde.

 

Umph? I thought floozies were blonde.

 

Floozies are loose women and it doesn't matter their hair color.
floo·zy also floo·zie
n. Slang., pl. -zies.
A woman regarded as tawdry or sexually promiscuous.

 

Aren't floozies those little insulated wraps for your sodas?

 

Those are "cozies".

 

At my house the flusy makes your head all stopped up and you cough and sneeze and have the sicklys.