Opposite Day

[Ed Edwards]

Housekeeping is such a joy! I could do it everyday!

I'm singing in the rain....

Seriously after my first wife died in Dec 1999, every time
I was sad, or unhappy, bored, remorseful, or down -- I'd clean
up my floor. By the end of 2000 I had THE SHINIEST
FLOORS in central Oklahoma. Too bad they were mostly
carpet

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Don't bother making the bed, you'll just be getting back in it tonight.

 

[Sopranette]

Don't bother making the bed, you'll just be getting back in it tonight.

Now THAT'S a lie...or truth...I don't know....

Tax day is the happiest day in the world!

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Oh just throw your dirty clothes on the floor, I don't mind picking them up and putting them in the hamper.

 

[Sopranette]

Skunks make great pets.

No more apple pie for me, thanks!

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Don't waste the salt on the icy sidewalk...I'd rather fall.

 

[Sopranette]

Don't wory about it...dinner will make itself.

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Don't bother helping with the dishes. I enjoy my quiet time...

 

[Sopranette]

These instructions that came with the kit really ARE helpful!

 

[SBCPreacher]

Chicken-n-dumplins?? Can't stand 'em!

 

[Sopranette]

Cats are Man's best friend.

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Cats are very obedient.

 

[Sopranette]

Public transportation is a great way to meet new and interesting people.

 

[Rubato 1]

My commute to work today was very soothing.

 

[Sopranette]

Telemarketers are a welcome break any time of the day or night.

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Why of course I'll deliver YOUR newspaper first so you can take it to work.

I don't mind getting up at 3:00 every morning to go out of my way for you...

 

[Rubato 1]

I love listening to those east-coast-based sports talk show hosts.

 

[ktn4eg]

Saggy.....Please give me more polls!!! Please! Please! PLEASE!!!:BangHead:

 

[Sopranette]

Pleae don't put that cigarette on account of my little ones.

 

[Rubato 1]

One of these days Sopranette will come up with a good Games Forum thread.