Opposite Day

Sopranette · Jan 23, 2008

Sopranette said:
Pleae don't put that cigarette on account of my little ones.

Uhhh...that should read "out", not "on". I'm the best typist here!
And no thanks to you, Ruboto.

Rubato 1 · Jan 23, 2008

And you are not welcome, Sopranette!

I love this cold, dark month of January. I would hate to be in Florida this time of year.

Sopranette · Jan 23, 2008

Florida is overrated. Disney World is the most unhappy place on earth.

SaggyWoman · Jan 26, 2008

I was pregnant once.

Sopranette · Jan 27, 2008

This would be a good time to take up lion taming. What's the worse that could happen?

Ed Edwards · Jan 27, 2008

SaggyWoman said:
I was pregnant once.

Me too! :saint:

I Am Blessed 24 · Jan 28, 2008

Don't bother wiping your shoes. I love cleaning mud out of the carpet.

Rubato 1 · Jan 31, 2008

I'm glad I get to play organ at my third funeral this week!

(Actually, they're not my funerals, strictly speaking...)

Sopranette · Feb 1, 2008

Hand me that piano!

I Am Blessed 24 · Feb 1, 2008

I don't care if you DO have a 103º of fever. I am NOT shoveling a foot of snow to take you to the doctor!

Rubato 1 · Feb 1, 2008

SaggyWoman said:
I was pregnant once

Ed Edwards said:
Me too! :saint:

That was not hilarious!

SaggyWoman · Feb 7, 2008

my leg really doesn't hurt.

Rubato 1 · Feb 7, 2008

SaggyWoman said:
my leg really doesn't hurt.

That's good...

SaggyWoman · Feb 10, 2008

I am really spry today.

Ed Edwards · Feb 10, 2008

Wearing my Back Brace today is really giving me a positive attitude.
My cold is really giving my face a radiant glow.

Sopranette · Feb 11, 2008

a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down

SaggyWoman · Feb 11, 2008

I could stay up three more hours.

Rubato 1 · Feb 12, 2008

I have the day off tomorrow-no pressure, no big meetings

SaggyWoman · Feb 20, 2008

Wednesdays make me sick.

Rubato 1 · Feb 21, 2008

That full lunar eclipse last night was boring and disinteresting.