tragic_pizza
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I'm not Pentecostal, Philip. I'm Presbyterian.
And you. like everyone else, have missed the point. Nice talking to you.
And you. like everyone else, have missed the point. Nice talking to you.
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__________________________________________________Originally posted by Providential:
And there you see it! Someone railing against a gift of the Spirit, and he cusses his brother! Boy you really proved that those who spend hours worshipping Jesus and praying in the Spirit are not of God while you claim to have the real thing and give a brother the middle finger! Jmaes, you need to repent.
Well Jim, on "The Day of Pentecost" when all of the different nationalities heard them speak in their own tongue, as the Spirit of God gave the utterance, why was it that when Peter spoke in one language that they all understood?Originally posted by av1611jim:
It is NOT biblical tongues being used in those churches. One need only discern this by observing that in MOST western charismanic churches ALL those present speak English, hence there is NO NEED for tongues.
In HIS service;
Jim
Pentecostal Man’s Glossolalia Echos NBA Rosters </font>[/QUOTE]This thread started out by saying " this is a joke."Originally posted by Joseph_Botwinick:
Disclaimer: Again, this is a joke. Do not take this seriously.
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Pentecostal Man’s Glossolalia Echos NBA Rosters
MURFREESBORO, TN – When new believer Gentry Tate attended Murfreesboro Assembly of God’s Friday Night Signs and Wonders meeting, he wasn’t expecting to make use of his acute knowledge of professional basketball. However, when traveling preacher Morgan Sheppard gave the altar call for those who wanted to receive the baptism of the Holy Spirit, Tate turned to the NBA for guidance. “He laid hands on me, and I didn’t want to let him down, so I spouted the weirdest gibberish I could come up with: ‘Kirelenko, Mutombo, Potapenko, you name it’. I guess it worked - everyone around me praised Jesus.”
The 21 year old native of Murfreesboro was led to Christ by best friend Cole Smith earlier this year. “Cole said I needed to get baptized and filled with the Holy Ghost, so he dunked me down at Buffalo Creek. I didn’t talk in tongues, so I guess it didn’t take. He suggested I see an anointed preacher like Reverend Sheppard. On the way over, Cole kinda prepped me for the infilling. He said I just needed to do some baby talk and the Holy Ghost would take over from there. Boy am I glad I was watching the Spurs-Jazz game before I went.”
“His prayer language is beautiful,” said long time Assembly attender June Dunton. “When he rattled off that string of ‘Stojakovic Ilgauskis Pau Gasol,’ I was just mesmerized. I never heard anything like it before.” For his part, Tate simply didn’t want to embarrass Reverend Sheppard. “Everybody he slapped on the forehead did a tongue, but I was at a loss for words. Until I remembered Tim Duncan’s slam dunk. Then I went for it with a, ‘Hallelujah Manu Ginobili.’ I heard everybody around me saying ‘yes Lord,’ so I figured I had the Holy Ghost. Then I let loose with a ‘Hallelujah Manu Ginobili Hedo Turkoglu,’ and it was on. Everybody started jumping up and down. I thought ‘Oh yeah? Take this...’ and I fired off a ‘Hallelujah Manu Ginobili Hedo Turkoglu Slava Medvedenko! MEDvedenko! Whoooaaa MedveDENKO!’ It felt like a tongues triple-double.”
Though Tate’s tongues were received by all, the interpretation was difficult to decipher. “I really couldn’t get a read on it,” said Duncan Thiel, 47. “So we called in Brother Metcalf.”
Burl Metcalf, 101, was a toddler during the Azusa Street revival in the early 20th century, and is Murfreesboro Assembly’s chief tongues expert. “Try as I could, all I could come up with was ‘3 ball from downtown!’, and ‘Who’s your Daddy now, sucka!’ I suppose it means the Trinity in the New Jerusalem is still our heavenly Father, or something.
Well Jim, on "The Day of Pentecost" when all of the different nationalities heard them speak in their own tongue, as the Spirit of God gave the utterance, why was it that when Peter spoke in one language that they all understood?Originally posted by MEE:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by av1611jim:
It is NOT biblical tongues being used in those churches. One need only discern this by observing that in MOST western charismanic churches ALL those present speak English, hence there is NO NEED for tongues.
In HIS service;
Jim
Why don't you reread my post and tell me exactly where I missed your point.Originally posted by tragic_pizza:
I'm not Pentecostal, Philip. I'm Presbyterian.
And you. like everyone else, have missed the point. Nice talking to you.
Well Jim, on "The Day of Pentecost" when all of the different nationalities heard them speak in their own tongue, as the Spirit of God gave the utterance, why was it that when Peter spoke in one language that they all understood?Originally posted by MEE:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by av1611jim:
It is NOT biblical tongues being used in those churches. One need only discern this by observing that in MOST western charismanic churches ALL those present speak English, hence there is NO NEED for tongues.
In HIS service;
Jim
Nuff said?...did I hit a nerve?Originally posted by av1611jim:
I beg your pardon. Your statement "It's not any different today" is untrue.
**Everyone is entitled to their own opinon, but I happen to know that it is true!![]()
I was saved in a UPC in a little mountain town in Idaho. God delivered me from that mess by revealing the truth of the Scriptures ya'll twist to justify your unbiblical use of a God given gift to 1st century believers.
Nuff said.
**If you were saved in a UPC, does that mean that the rest that stayed when you were "Delivered" (your words not mine) were/are lost?
Nuff said.
In HIS service;
Jim
Nuff said?...did I hit a nerve?Originally posted by MEE:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by av1611jim:
I beg your pardon. Your statement "It's not any different today" is untrue.
**Everyone is entitled to their own opinon, but I happen to know that it is true!![]()
I was saved in a UPC in a little mountain town in Idaho. God delivered me from that mess by revealing the truth of the Scriptures ya'll twist to justify your unbiblical use of a God given gift to 1st century believers.
Nuff said.
**If you were saved in a UPC, does that mean that the rest that stayed when you were "Delivered" (your words not mine) were/are lost?
Nuff said.
In HIS service;
Jim
Why don't you reread my post and tell me exactly where I missed your point.Originally posted by Phillip:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by tragic_pizza:
I'm not Pentecostal, Philip. I'm Presbyterian.
And you. like everyone else, have missed the point. Nice talking to you.
Nuff said?...did I hit a nerve?Originally posted by MEE:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by av1611jim:
I beg your pardon. Your statement "It's not any different today" is untrue.
**Everyone is entitled to their own opinon, but I happen to know that it is true!![]()
I was saved in a UPC in a little mountain town in Idaho. God delivered me from that mess by revealing the truth of the Scriptures ya'll twist to justify your unbiblical use of a God given gift to 1st century believers.
Nuff said.
**If you were saved in a UPC, does that mean that the rest that stayed when you were "Delivered" (your words not mine) were/are lost?
Nuff said.
In HIS service;
Jim
Tragicpizza - people have posted verse after verse where false doctrine was repeatedly made fun of by God and His prophets
SO one yer argument about making fun of Christians - has been answered - it is appropriate when there is false doctrine involved.
It should be done in love - and I sensed no animosity especially as the last paragraph clearly made it a joke.
The only animosity I feel is yours
Tongues exist - but Pentecostals and most people mess em up. Glossalia IS/ARE NOT tongues.
You are speaking out of both sides of your mouth.Originally posted by tragic_pizza:
So I guess you didn't look at the verses I cited, either, did you? I guess you didn't notice that the only mocking cited was against people who worshipped false gods, and not against brothers and sisters who may be in error?
How many Pentecostals are you praying for? How many are you reaching out to in Christian love?
Get the log out of your eye, and then talk to me.