Here is an extensive link to Mr. Twain
http://www.infidels.org/library/historical/mark_twain/index.shtml
"The Bible is "a mass of fables and traditions, mere mythology."
[Mark Twain, "Mark Twain and the Bible"]
You can never find a Christian who has acquired this valuable knowledge,
this saving knowledge, by any process but the everlasting and all-
sufficient "people say". In all my seventy-two years and a half I have
never come across such another ass as this human race is."
[Mark Twain's Autobiography]
In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in
almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination,
from authorities who have not themselves examined the questions at
issue but have taken them at second-hand from other non-examiners,
whose opinions about them were not worth a brass farthing."
[Autobiography of Mark Twain]
"Jesus died to save men- a small thing for an immortal to do, & didn't
save many, anyway; but if he had been damned for the race that would
have been act of a size proper to a god, & would have saved the whole
race. However, why should anybody want to save the human race, or damn
it either? Does God want its society? Does Satan?"
[Mark Twain, Notebook #42]
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And the Best of ALL :
"Strange...a God who could make good children as easily as bad, yet
preferred to make bad ones; who made them prize their bitter life, yet
stingily cut it short; mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness multiplied
seventy times seven and invented Hell; who mouths morals to other people
and has none himself; who frowns upon crimes yet commits them all; who
created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility
for man's acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs,
upon himself; and finally with altogether divine obtuseness, invites this
poor, abused slave to worship him!"
[Mark Twain]
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A good source for quick quotes on Twain :
http://www.good-things.org/cgi-bin/search3.cgi
Mark Twain was NO Christian!
Brighid
[ March 07, 2002, 10:45 AM: Message edited by: brighid ]