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[ChristianLady1978]

Why is it that I mowed my grass last weekend and it already needs it again?

 

[convicted1]

Why do we need to wash the dishes, only to have to wash them again thee next day?

 

[ChristianLady1978]

I need to get offline and go take the sheets out of the dryer.

 

[Salty]

I need to outside and take the sheets off the line

 

[mont974x4]

I ran the A/C in the truck yesterday...woke up to a light snow this morning.

 

[jilphn1022]

I am wondering if emotions keep us in motion

 

[mont974x4]

teaching a Bible study workshop today

 

[SaggyWoman]

Why is my yard overgrown with weed infestation.

 

[mont974x4]

why do they call it toe jam but when its from your belly button its just lint?

 

[ChristianLady1978]

Time to put my daughter to bed. She says she's tired!

 

[SaggyWoman]

Maybe she is depressed.

 

[mont974x4]

It's BBQ weather....but then, I have BBQed in knee deep snow after shoveling a path to the BBQ.

 

[convicted1]

Did you know that Groucho Marx once said, "I need to slip out of these wet clothes, and put on a dry martini" ?

 

[mont974x4]

real men don't eat quiche

 

[convicted1]

real men don't wear pink underwear....:tongue3:

 

[mont974x4]

I got the drywall hung around our new door and window today.

 

[convicted1]

Did you know that a turtle supposedly has seven different types of meat? Plus, when you eat it, it comes with it's own bowl.

 

[mont974x4]

time to tune up the old lawnmower.....anyone have a tuning fork I can borrow?

 

[convicted1]

Did yall know that if you fell on a pitch fork backwards, it would hurt?

 

[SaggyWoman]

My butt already hurts.