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  1. ChristianLady1978

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    Why is it that I mowed my grass last weekend and it already needs it again?
     
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    Why do we need to wash the dishes, only to have to wash them again thee next day?
     
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    I need to get offline and go take the sheets out of the dryer.
     
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    I need to outside and take the sheets off the line
     
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    I ran the A/C in the truck yesterday...woke up to a light snow this morning.
     
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    I am wondering if emotions keep us in motion
     
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    teaching a Bible study workshop today
     
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    Why is my yard overgrown with weed infestation.
     
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    why do they call it toe jam but when its from your belly button its just lint?
     
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    Time to put my daughter to bed. She says she's tired!
     
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    Maybe she is depressed.
     
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    It's BBQ weather....but then, I have BBQed in knee deep snow after shoveling a path to the BBQ.
     
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    Did you know that Groucho Marx once said, "I need to slip out of these wet clothes, and put on a dry martini" ?
     
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    real men don't eat quiche
     
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    real men don't wear pink underwear....:tongue3:
     
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    I got the drywall hung around our new door and window today.
     
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    Did you know that a turtle supposedly has seven different types of meat? Plus, when you eat it, it comes with it's own bowl.
     
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    time to tune up the old lawnmower.....anyone have a tuning fork I can borrow?
     
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    Did yall know that if you fell on a pitch fork backwards, it would hurt?
     
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    My butt already hurts.
     
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