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[SaggyWoman]

I was a belgian once.

 

[abcgrad94]

Can somebody please tell me why my dog keeps barking at nothing?

 

[Salty]

Can somebody please tell me why my dog keeps barking at nothing?

If you tear off the side of a tree, are you barking it?

 

[mont974x4]

God blessed our garage sale today

 

[SaggyWoman]

I am hungry. Time to eat.

 

[mont974x4]

the house is up for sale

 

[SaggyWoman]

I can't keep from sneezing.

 

[jilphn1022]

A snooze alarm clocks are great!

 

[convicted1]

A shotgun will silence a crowing rooster any day of the week, and anything else, for that matter....hehehehehehe

 

[SaggyWoman]

I am tired of listening to CNN.

 

[NDCompuGeek]

I just wish there was better programs on TV - family shows like there was when I was growing up - so we can sit together as a family and talk and joke and spend time together during the show.

My socks have a whole in them and that bone that sticks out the side of my foot is showing.

My kids need to show they love me by obeying.

 

[SaggyWoman]

My toe hurts.

 

[jilphn1022]

So thankful that we got some rain! Let it rain again!

 

[convicted1]

snow will be flyin' 'for ya know it........brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[SaggyWoman]

Why do I always go to McDonalds?

 

[convicted1]

Pants on the ground, pants on the ground. Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground....catchy tune, no?

 

[jilphn1022]

First, it was RNC and now it is DNC's turn to be on TV.

 

[SaggyWoman]

I have had to go to the bathroom a lot today.

 

[jilphn1022]

As a scattered-brain person, I find this game so easy to play.

 

[SaggyWoman]

I miss the DNC.