Well! The store next door?? I've been checkin' on it--the owner is a cult member--belongs to the Branch Somethin' or 'nother's--that's all I need--I buy the place and set up my Pro Shop--but the FBI, CIA, and the ATF folks still think the Branch folks are there with some sort of "front" for their operations--talk about an embarrassment--they come chargin' in with those batterin' rams and they see all those BAR's(firin' pins removed and safely locked up--)--theeeeeeen they give Blackbird a "Pat Down" and cuff him up and there goes my ordination papers--Southern Baptist's won't let me preach anymore with that sort of testamony---whether I did anything or not!!
No! Too risky!! There's no news camera in Dexter that can "bleep" out Blackbird's face as they press him into the backseat of the Sheriff's car!! Everybody will know its me! Everybody will see what I look like---heck! Nobody on this board knows what "the Blackbirdy" looks like!! Ya'll can be watchin' Billy Graham on TV--and for all ya'll know--that's Blackbird doin' one of his best impersonations--"If you're up in the balcony--start makin' your way up front right now! Your friends will wait on you! The buses will wait!" "If you wish to drop me a note please write me--Billy Graham, Minnapolis, Minnasota! That's all the address you'll need!"
I was visiting one of my church members in the Baptist Hospital up in Jackson not long ago--they have one of those corners of the lobby sectioned off and there is a little mini-coffee shop there---cups go for $1.29--I always stop and get me a cup for the drive home!!
Gotta go! Be back on later! Been a while since I've posted a sermonette for all of the Christianettes on the board--may do that later!!
Your Southern Baptist preachin', Billy Graham impersonatin' buddy,
Blackbird
No! Too risky!! There's no news camera in Dexter that can "bleep" out Blackbird's face as they press him into the backseat of the Sheriff's car!! Everybody will know its me! Everybody will see what I look like---heck! Nobody on this board knows what "the Blackbirdy" looks like!! Ya'll can be watchin' Billy Graham on TV--and for all ya'll know--that's Blackbird doin' one of his best impersonations--"If you're up in the balcony--start makin' your way up front right now! Your friends will wait on you! The buses will wait!" "If you wish to drop me a note please write me--Billy Graham, Minnapolis, Minnasota! That's all the address you'll need!"
I was visiting one of my church members in the Baptist Hospital up in Jackson not long ago--they have one of those corners of the lobby sectioned off and there is a little mini-coffee shop there---cups go for $1.29--I always stop and get me a cup for the drive home!!
Gotta go! Be back on later! Been a while since I've posted a sermonette for all of the Christianettes on the board--may do that later!!
Your Southern Baptist preachin', Billy Graham impersonatin' buddy,
Blackbird
