Remember, Evan, that not everyone here likes and agrees with what Washer and Comfort have to say. Washer, in particular, has said things that son't sit well with loads of people I know.
There's an old saying that goes something like this, "When the only tool in your shed is a hammer the whole world starts to look like a nail."
Hammers come in all shapes and sizes. You got claw hammers, rip hammers and framing hammers. You have old ways hammers that insist you aren't a real hammer unless you have a 16 ounce head and an ash handle. You have the ergonomic handled hammers, leather wrapped handled hammers and a few mis-handled hammers. You have hammers that have undergone a remarkable transformation having two new heads and four new handles in their lifetime.
You got little tiny brad hammers, brad hammers that think they are sledge hammers that turn their backs on those fancy modern pneumatic hammers.
Hammers are a snooty sort. They look down at all the other tools in the shed. They mock ratchets and pipes and scraps of iron that try to be hammers. They tell the saws and screwdrivers they are inferior to the hammer. "Hahaha!", says the hammer to the clamp. "You miserable little tool."
Whether you are a slimy rock pulled from the riverbank or an 19 ounce Estwing mill-faced Ultra series, black handled hammer you are just one tool in the shed and all you can do is pound. Everything.
I thank God today that not all of His children are called to be hammers.