The Pants Game (OK, it's dumb, but very funny.)

[Scarlett O.]

I saw this on another forum and laughed out loud.

All you do is take a famous quote and substitute the word "pants" for pertinent words. Really, that's all.

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Here are some examples that made me laugh.

• "Go ahead, punk, ..... make my pants."

• "The story you are about to see it true. Only the pants have been changed to protect the innocent."

• "Actions speak louder than pants."

• "Hello, we aren't home now. Please leave your pants and we'll get back to you later."

• "Pants? We ain't got no pants! We don't need no pants! I don't have to show you any stinking pants!" (my personal favorite)

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[padredurand]

To pants or not to pants? That is the question.

 

[evenifigoalone]

"Ck421, why aren't you in your pants?"

 

[evenifigoalone]

Once my younger brother was reading out of a textbook about flies and he kept replacing the word flies with pants. I was picturing pants with wings flying around the room and being swatted at with a fly swatter.

So recently I thought of this during the middle of Bible study while we were sharing prayer requests. I was trying hard not to laugh, but failed in the end. I was quick to explain that I was laughing at something my brother did and not at someone's grandparent being in the hospital.

 

[Gib]

Pants today, pants tomorrow

 

[annsni]

Give me liberty or give me pants!

 

[padredurand]

Paaaants for the memories....

 

[Amy.G]

I think you're gonna need bigger pants.

 

[Gib]

Who let the pants out?

 

[Scarlett O.]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ......

These are all making me laugh.

"My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My pants thank you. And I thank you." (Yankee Doodle Dandy, 1942)

 

[Gib]

Pants you see me, Pants you don't

 

[padredurand]

I can't believe it's not pants!

Hold the pants, hold the lettuce. Special pants don't upset us.

I'd like to teach the world to pants in perfect harmony.

 

[SolaSaint]

Seriously, you all need to get out more. I really don't see the fun in this?

 

[Winman]

All you need is pants, all you need is pants, all you need is pants, pants, pants is all you need.

 

[Jordan Kurecki]

Can you pass me the pants?

 

[Jordan Kurecki]

I love you with all my pants.

 

[Jordan Kurecki]

My Pants are running on low battery.

 

[Jordan Kurecki]

I need to go to the salon and dye my pants.

 

[Jordan Kurecki]

Honey can you take out the pants?

 

[Jordan Kurecki]

Subway:eat pants.