A monk trainee had to first go through a vow of silence. Well, he was only allowed to speak two words to the abbot every year.
Year one: "Bed hard."
Year two: "Food cold."
Year three: "I quit!"
Abbot: "I'm not surprised. You've been complaining ever since you came here."
I heard that joke at a Bible conference!
Year one: "Bed hard."
Year two: "Food cold."
Year three: "I quit!"
Abbot: "I'm not surprised. You've been complaining ever since you came here."
I heard that joke at a Bible conference!
