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Two words a year

asterisktom

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A monk trainee had to first go through a vow of silence. Well, he was only allowed to speak two words to the abbot every year.

Year one: "Bed hard."
Year two: "Food cold."
Year three: "I quit!"

Abbot: "I'm not surprised. You've been complaining ever since you came here."

I heard that joke at a Bible conference!
 
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