If we want to insist on a literalist reading of the Bible all the way through, and adhere to the historic position of the church, wouldn't that make us transsubstantiationists?
After all, doesn't the RCC base their belief regarding Communion on a literal reading of "eat my body, drink my blood?"
If you are going to talk about a literal interpretation of scripture you might want to study it and learn what in the world you are talking about so you will not say foolish things like this.