You must be a Baptist if:

[Salty]

if you believe you are supposed to take a covered dish to Heaven with you!

 

[dianetavegia]

You can sing every verse to 'Just As I Am' without even looking at the hymnal.

 

[Roy]

you are posting in this forum.

 

[Ed Edwards]

You waste all your yearly annual leave
on RAIN DAYS just to avoid getting sprinkled

 

[dianetavegia]

If Lottie Moon is a name used a lot in your church this time of the year.

 

[Ed Edwards]

If thought Lottie was a member of my church

 

[dianetavegia]

You must be a Baptist if you try to figure out what you can use as a substitute for 'wine' in gormet recipes!

 

[Major B]

If your Bible is red but not read.

If you know the difference between a demon and a deacon (if you resist the devil, he will flee, if you resist a deacon, he'll cut your throat).

 

[dianetavegia]

You must be a Baptist if you are on the committee to form a committee to study a committee on committees.

 

[Major B]

You must be a Baptist if there is a fight for the back row of pews.

 

[NaasPreacher (C4K)]

You must be a Baptist if you disagree with the person on your right AND left on the pew. And one of them is your wife

 

[Rick Sr.]

You must be a Baptist... if you constantly have chicken grease on your hands!?!
Rick Sr.

 

[Ulsterman]

You must be a Baptist if your church draws a "crowd" rather than a congregation.

 

[Ed Edwards]

Five out of four members of your congegration
have major problems with fractions

 

[Circuitrider]

You must be a Baptist if you believe that you cannot do things differently, because it has never been done this way before....

 

[Circuitrider]

You must be a Baptist if the phrase "the church I used to go to" often comes up in conversation

 

[Artimaeus]

...if you are never wrong, it is just that sometimes you are less right than you thought you were.

 

[Carolyn Dee]

...when you yell "amen" at a Town Meeting

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

...when you call the mailman "Brother" and you don't even know him!

 

[Salty]

...When you hug several ladies and your wife does not even mind