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jilphn1022

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Maybe you should use Nair (hair remover) on it.Might be costly, but should solve your problem!

How can I exercise when it is too rainy and stormy to walk outside?
 
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Gwyneth

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IMAGINE you are running on a sunkissed beach ...........at least you`ll be doing cerebral excercise x

It is warm and sunny, and my customers are not in knit mode (wool shop ) what can I do to encourage them?
 
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Benjamin

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Gwyneth said:
It is warm and sunny, and my customers are not in knit mode (wool shop ) what can I do to encourage them?
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Make a fashion statement by modeling knitted bathing suits while holding a knitted umbrella in the window. You could use the slogan: “Experience Summer Wool with Gwyneth and you Winneth.”

I have home work to re-write a bunch of sentences č appropriate abbreviations in PT lingo and my teacher ran out of symbol handouts, now what do I do?
 
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Salty

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SaggyWoman said:
The Mormons are here. What should I do.
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Tell them there is someone at the Back door that wants to study the Bible - there they will find the JW's!


I need a new picture for my computer screen - what do you sugges
 
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Gwyneth

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Get some Safari gear and an elephant gun.........

How can I be sure to book my holidays when it will be sunny, please note that we will be holidaying in UK.
 
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Gwyneth

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If you lived in (wooly ) Wales you could count sheep, there are enough of them around here to send EWE to sleep :wavey:

How can I convince my husband that I really need a new dress fora forthcoming wedding ?
 
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jilphn1022

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Buy two dresses for both of you and I am sure that he will let you take one of the dresses back!


How do you boiled eggs so that they peel easily after you have boiled them?
 
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jilphn1022

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Gwyneth How can I convince my husband that I really need a new dress fora forthcoming wedding ?

I would buy two dresses one for you and the other for your husband, I am sure that he will agree that you should return"his" dress!

How do I boil eggs that will be easy to peel after they are boiled?
 
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Palatka51

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Gwyneth said:
I`ve run out of yarn ................what shall I do ?
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Take that dress that you bought for your husband and unravel it.


I'm hungry so hungry that this daisy :flower: is starting to look good. What do I do to get my wife to get supper going?
 
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SaggyWoman

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Benjamin said:
My Oreo cookies are all broke and I can't get the icing out of the middle without them falling apart! How do I handle this?!
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Scrape all the icing off the cake your wife just made and use that to make an oreo ball.

This lemonade could use some tart. What should I do?
 
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