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Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by fluke, Nov 13, 2008.

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  1. faithgirl46

    faithgirl46 Active Member
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    If you have gas, pass it.
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  2. abcgrad94

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    Dress up in a red and white striped shirt and call yourself "Waldo."

    How do I get my children to understand that I'm smarter than they are?
     
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    How do I hide from Gwyneth.,,,,,,, Hide somewhere high (he he ) Gwyneth 4`10"


    Back to the game ....... sorry but had to say that....



    How do I get my children to understand that I'm smarter than they are?


    speak to them in Welsh ;)

    how can I stop being addicted to this game ????:laugh:
     
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  4. SaggyWoman

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    Sign up for 28 days of rehab without access to the internet.


    My supervisor cheats. What should I do?
     
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  5. Salty

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    Make a report to the moderators that Dr Bob has not yet played and thus the game is not offical yet!


    Saggy Women wants to get a Boa Constrictor as a pet for her cat. What advice would you give her?
     
    #305 Salty, Apr 4, 2011
  6. Benjamin

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    This one might be available in Florida: http://www.wftv.com/news/16720854/detail.html

    I have to finish memorizing 24 3x5 flash cards full of physical therapy bed mobilization principles by tomorrow for a test and my brain has stopped working, what can I do.
     
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    I know the point of the thread is bad advice only and this has already been answered but I just could help myself......

    A boa for a cat? YOU GO GIRL! And when the boa is done playing with your cat you can take him to town and let it play with all the other cats.....

    Now back to our regularly scheduled program all ready in progress.
     
    #307 padredurand, Apr 6, 2011
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    I would suggest that you take a nap, your brain needs a rest!

    How to get the fat out of my hamburger?
     
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    Eat it. Your body will process most of the fat.

    madre says it's wrong to teach the baby to burp loudly. I say he's a guy - albeit - a little guy. Thoughts?
     
    #309 padredurand, Apr 6, 2011
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    It is more important to promote loud flatulance than belching. The other end needs to be promoted.

    The budget won't balance. What to do?
     
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    Spend, spend, spend. Then go on vacation.

    How can I satisfy my teenager's friend's appetites? They are eating me out of house and home.
     
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    Ex-lax cookies.

    The upstairs neighbors started pounding on their floor. It interrupts the grandson's drum lessons. Should I talk to them about it?
     
    #312 padredurand, Apr 8, 2011
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    No, they are trying to pound with the tempo and are just musically challenged.

    My neighbor's friend keeps tossing his cigarette butts in my driveway. What should I do?
     
    #313 abcgrad94, Apr 8, 2011
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    Pour gasoline on your driveway tonight.

    It is Friday and I don't want to be at work. What should I do?
     
    #314 SaggyWoman, Apr 8, 2011
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    Get a copy of next years calender, and it will tell you today is Saturday


    I bought a large Pizza, but Mrs Salty will only let me have one piece - but I want to eat the whole thing -
     
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    Next time tell the pizza place not to slice the pizza.

    I have purebred dogs and have made 3 stud service deals across the country in which I get the pick of the litter. My wife doesn't want me to have any more dogs, what can I say when the puppies arrive?
     
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    When they arrive, dress them like rabbits, and tell your wife you didn't realize you were pregnant.


    My friend's car ran out of gas. How can I help?
     
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    Eat LOTS of Beans!!:tongue3::thumbsup:

    I want to lose 50 lbs by summer. What should I do?
     
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    Get a haircut.


    I am going to clean out my shed this weekend (10 x 10) Mrs Salty wants me to get rid of 1/2 of my precious "junk"?
    What can / should I do
     
    #319 Salty, Apr 14, 2011
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    Rearrange the junk so it only takes up 1/2 the space, then offer her the other half to store her junk.

    My grass keeps growing no matter how often it's cut. What should I do?
     
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