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  1. jilphn1022

    jilphn1022 New Member

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    Maybe you should use Nair (hair remover) on it.Might be costly, but should solve your problem!

    How can I exercise when it is too rainy and stormy to walk outside?
     
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    IMAGINE you are running on a sunkissed beach ...........at least you`ll be doing cerebral excercise x

    It is warm and sunny, and my customers are not in knit mode (wool shop ) what can I do to encourage them?
     
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    Make a fashion statement by modeling knitted bathing suits while holding a knitted umbrella in the window. You could use the slogan: “Experience Summer Wool with Gwyneth and you Winneth.”

    I have home work to re-write a bunch of sentences č appropriate abbreviations in PT lingo and my teacher ran out of symbol handouts, now what do I do?
     
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    Use Rosetta stone.

    The Mormons are here. What should I do.
     
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    Tell them there is someone at the Back door that wants to study the Bible - there they will find the JW's!


    I need a new picture for my computer screen - what do you sugges
     
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  6. Gwyneth

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    get a new monitor.

    it is so hot , how can I cool down
     
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    Take all your clothes off and stick your butt in the freezer.



    My mother is annoying. How can I deal with that?
     
    #327 SaggyWoman, Apr 25, 2011
  8. jilphn1022

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    Deal her a deck of cards

    I want to break the habit of losing my keys. What should I do?
     
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    Leave them in your car ignition

    How can I convince Mrs Salty it would be in her best interest to mow the lawn this summer
     
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  10. Gwyneth

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    Get some Safari gear and an elephant gun.........

    How can I be sure to book my holidays when it will be sunny, please note that we will be holidaying in UK.
     
    #330 Gwyneth, May 1, 2011
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    Book your trip in the day time.

    I can't go to sleep. Help!
     
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  12. Gwyneth

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    If you lived in (wooly ) Wales you could count sheep, there are enough of them around here to send EWE to sleep :wavey:

    How can I convince my husband that I really need a new dress fora forthcoming wedding ?
     
    #332 Gwyneth, May 2, 2011
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    Buy two dresses for both of you and I am sure that he will let you take one of the dresses back!


    How do you boiled eggs so that they peel easily after you have boiled them?
     
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    Gwyneth How can I convince my husband that I really need a new dress fora forthcoming wedding ?

    I would buy two dresses one for you and the other for your husband, I am sure that he will agree that you should return"his" dress!

    How do I boil eggs that will be easy to peel after they are boiled?
     
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    POACH THEM :tongue3:
    I`ve run out of yarn ................what shall I do ?
     
    #335 Gwyneth, May 3, 2011
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    Take that dress that you bought for your husband and unravel it.


    I'm hungry so hungry that this daisy :flower: is starting to look good. What do I do to get my wife to get supper going?
     
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    Turn up the volume and repeat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wHSDWcvmek

    My Oreo cookies are all broke and I can't get the icing out of the middle without them falling apart! How do I handle this?!
     
    #337 Benjamin, May 4, 2011
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    Scrape all the icing off the cake your wife just made and use that to make an oreo ball.

    This lemonade could use some tart. What should I do?
     
    #338 SaggyWoman, May 4, 2011
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    poor in a cup of garlic salt

    how can i manage my time better?
     
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    Get a watch that doesnt work

    I just bought a lawn mower today (from Sears). It is still in the Box, what should I do?
     
    #340 Salty, May 5, 2011
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