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  1. thisnumbersdisconnected

    thisnumbersdisconnected New Member

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    Quit work.

    Plethora of bad carpenters. Dearth of good ones ...
     
    #781 thisnumbersdisconnected, Aug 1, 2014
  2. Carolina Baptist

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    Hold on while I look up Plethora and Dearth :D
    Have your house built by an electrician.


    Roof Leaks :(
     
    #782 Carolina Baptist, Aug 2, 2014
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  3. SaggyWoman

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    Get Jethro Bodine to fix it.

    I need free wifi. What should I do?
     
    #783 SaggyWoman, Aug 3, 2014
  4. Carolina Baptist

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    Move next door to McDonalds.


    Pulled a muscle in my back working on the roof.
     
    #784 Carolina Baptist, Aug 3, 2014
  5. thisnumbersdisconnected

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    Call that electrician you wanted me to use to build a house ... get back on the roof to help him and wrench your back in the opposite direction ...

    Dang clover keeps coming back up even though I've sprayed it three or four times this summer!
     
    #785 thisnumbersdisconnected, Aug 4, 2014
  6. Carolina Baptist

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    Spray it with Gasoline and light the fire.

    Just saw a Zaxby's commercial but it's too late to eat out.
     
    #786 Carolina Baptist, Aug 4, 2014
  7. convicted1

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    Go and eat in...out of your neighbor's fridge....



    Neighbor's cat keeps appearing on my porch...
     
    #787 convicted1, Aug 6, 2014
  8. Carolina Baptist

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    Throw cat food in the yard on the other side of your neighbor.


    Neighbor's dog leaves a "deposit" next to my roll out trashcan.
     
    #788 Carolina Baptist, Aug 6, 2014
  9. SaggyWoman

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    Throw the cat, the neighbor's Dog, the deposit, and the roll out trash can over the fence of your neighbor's yard.

    I want to ride the bus but it stops running soon.
     
    #789 SaggyWoman, Aug 27, 2014
  10. Carolina Baptist

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    Hitch Hike.



    Hole in the yard keeps getting bigger. Looks like a sink hole. :tonofbricks:
     
    #790 Carolina Baptist, Sep 1, 2014
  11. Salty

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    Get out the golf clubs


    I want to go to the New York State Fair tomorrow, but it ends today.
     
    #791 Salty, Sep 1, 2014
  12. Carolina Baptist

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    Go to the fair anyway. Shorter lines.


    Yellow jackets in the yard have a second entrance to the nest.
     
    #792 Carolina Baptist, Sep 1, 2014
  13. SaggyWoman

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    Run over the nest with a lawnmower. Then they won't need an entrance.

    My butt itches.
     
    #793 SaggyWoman, Sep 2, 2014
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    Ask the deacons in your church


    what is the easiest way to get free cable
     
    #794 Salty, Sep 2, 2014
  15. Carolina Baptist

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    Go to jail. Free TV and plenty of time to watch.

    Coyotes in the neighborhood.
     
    #795 Carolina Baptist, Sep 2, 2014
  16. SaggyWoman

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    Have your Chihuahua take them out.


    There are too many groceries in my fridge.
     
    #796 SaggyWoman, Sep 6, 2014
  17. Carolina Baptist

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    Cookout at Saggy's house!!! :thumbsup:


    Transmission trouble. :BangHead:
     
    #797 Carolina Baptist, Sep 8, 2014
  18. Salty

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    Buy a Bicycle


    I want to run for President of the United States this November
     
    #798 Salty, Sep 8, 2014
  19. Carolina Baptist

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    Good year for it - less competition.


    I need a faster internet but cable doesn't run by my house.
     
    #799 Carolina Baptist, Sep 9, 2014
  20. SaggyWoman

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    Stretch a cable from all your neighbors. Or sit outside a store that has Wiffy. All night.



    My hair needs cutting.
     
    #800 SaggyWoman, Sep 9, 2014
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