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  1. convicted1

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    Call '9-1-1' and say the butler did it.....


    I just saw someone in a 'suit and tie' running like his hair was on fire and he had a rooster with duct tape on it's wings and beak...
     
    #1021 convicted1, Feb 16, 2015
  2. SaggyWoman

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    Hire him. He would make a good Butler.



    My nose keeps running.
     
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  3. convicted1

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    Cut it off...that'll teach your nose...


    I just saw some lady taking a butcher knife to her nose....
     
    #1023 convicted1, Feb 19, 2015
  4. Salty

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    ask her why she is taking a selfe


    Poncho has asked me pull some strings so he can become Sec of State
     
    #1024 Salty, Feb 20, 2015
  5. convicted1

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    Go and buy some tampons and help him out...


    I just saw Bro. Salty strolling down the 'health and beauty' aisle of a supermarket...
     
    #1025 convicted1, Feb 20, 2015
  6. SaggyWoman

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    Show him where to get Depends for his wife.



    Both my tires are flat--including the spare.
     
    #1026 SaggyWoman, Feb 20, 2015
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    Show some leg and hitch a ride.

    My son cleaned his room without having to be asked. How should I reward him?
     
    #1027 Gib, Feb 20, 2015
  8. convicted1

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    "Come here son and look at my room...."


    I saw Brother Salty trying on some depends....
     
    #1028 convicted1, Feb 21, 2015
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    Tell him you can give me back the rake now!:smilewinkgrin:
     
    #1029 tyndale1946, Feb 21, 2015
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    I saw Brother Salty trying on some depends....[/QUOTE]

    So that's how he keeps his drawers dry in the baptistry!:smilewinkgrin:
     
    #1030 tyndale1946, Feb 22, 2015
  11. SaggyWoman

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    He doesn't wear ANY clothes in the baptistery.



    I am tired and need to take a nap.
     
    #1031 SaggyWoman, Feb 22, 2015
  12. convicted1

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    Go to Lake Superior and do a cannonball, that'll revive you.

    I just saw some lady running towards Lake Superior in a bikini screaming 'I'm tired of being tired'...
     
    #1032 convicted1, Feb 22, 2015
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    Give her a map, because she is going the wrong way.


    Some guy thinks that Lake Superior is wearing a bikini. Should he send him to Cheers or to go see Dr. Frasier Crane.
     
    #1033 Salty, Feb 22, 2015
  14. convicted1

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    I am a Norm type of guy. Anybody who can drink beer like that and never have to go to the bathroom has my utmost respect. "NORM!!!!"


    Dr. Frasier Crane is knocking on my front door, and I have a 12 ga. shotgun, .38 S&W, AR 15, AK 47, a bazooka, and Mercury the rooster at my disposal. Should I throw Mercury at him, and hide the weapons?
     
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    Just tell him that Diane and Lilith are in the house with you.

    Preach Tony is trying do decided to date Lilith or Diane. Who should he choose?
     
    #1035 Salty, Feb 22, 2015
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    Bro. Tony's flirting with a drunk waitress...
     
    #1036 convicted1, Feb 23, 2015
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    Grab him by the arm and drag him out of there...





    Some guy is yanking on my arm...
     
    #1037 PreachTony, Feb 23, 2015
  18. convicted1

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    Take your 'beer googles' off Bro. Tony and he won't have to drag you away...


    I just saw Bro. Tony running and screaming for his life...
     
    #1038 convicted1, Feb 23, 2015
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    For the record, there were no "beer goggles." I've been clean for a long time, praise God!





    Bro. Willis just asked me about the lady in the corner. Should I tell him about "her" Adam's Apple? :smilewinkgrin:
     
    #1039 PreachTony, Feb 23, 2015
  20. convicted1

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    No. If he's that blind, leave him be...


    I lost my glasses and was talking to a guy about sports. Something doesn't seem entirely kosher...
     
    #1040 convicted1, Feb 23, 2015
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