convicted1
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Call '9-1-1' and say the butler did it.....
I just saw someone in a 'suit and tie' running like his hair was on fire and he had a rooster with duct tape on it's wings and beak...
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Call '9-1-1' and say the butler did it.....
I just saw someone in a 'suit and tie' running like his hair was on fire and he had a rooster with duct tape on it's wings and beak...
SaggyWoman
Active Member
convicted1
Guest
Cut it off...that'll teach your nose...
I just saw some lady taking a butcher knife to her nose....
ask her why she is taking a selfe
Poncho has asked me pull some strings so he can become Sec of State
convicted1
Guest
Go and buy some tampons and help him out...
I just saw Bro. Salty strolling down the 'health and beauty' aisle of a supermarket...
SaggyWoman
Active Member
Show him where to get Depends for his wife.
Both my tires are flat--including the spare.
Gib
Active Member
Show some leg and hitch a ride.
My son cleaned his room without having to be asked. How should I reward him?
convicted1
Guest
I saw Brother Salty trying on some depends....[/QUOTE]
So that's how he keeps his drawers dry in the baptistry!:smilewinkgrin:
So that's how he keeps his drawers dry in the baptistry!:smilewinkgrin:
SaggyWoman
Active Member
convicted1
Guest
Go to Lake Superior and do a cannonball, that'll revive you.
I just saw some lady running towards Lake Superior in a bikini screaming 'I'm tired of being tired'...
Give her a map, because she is going the wrong way.
Some guy thinks that Lake Superior is wearing a bikini. Should he send him to Cheers or to go see Dr. Frasier Crane.
convicted1
Guest
I am a Norm type of guy. Anybody who can drink beer like that and never have to go to the bathroom has my utmost respect. "NORM!!!!"
Dr. Frasier Crane is knocking on my front door, and I have a 12 ga. shotgun, .38 S&W, AR 15, AK 47, a bazooka, and Mercury the rooster at my disposal. Should I throw Mercury at him, and hide the weapons?
Just tell him that Diane and Lilith are in the house with you.
Preach Tony is trying do decided to date Lilith or Diane. Who should he choose?
convicted1
Guest
PreachTony
Active Member
convicted1
Guest
Take your 'beer googles' off Bro. Tony and he won't have to drag you away...
I just saw Bro. Tony running and screaming for his life...
PreachTony
Active Member
For the record, there were no "beer goggles." I've been clean for a long time, praise God!
Bro. Willis just asked me about the lady in the corner. Should I tell him about "her" Adam's Apple? :smilewinkgrin:
convicted1
Guest
No. If he's that blind, leave him be...
I lost my glasses and was talking to a guy about sports. Something doesn't seem entirely kosher...