Hello saturneptune
I have never read Hal Lindsey’s books, and I am kind of glad that I haven’t.
You said.........
“Now, if we are raptured on Janurary 1, 2010, and that ushers in the Tribulation/Great Tribulation for a precise seven year period, as the story goes, then, if I was unsaved and left here, then I think I would have sense enough to know exactly when Jesus was returning.”
I understand what you are saying, but that is why the Lord said....”the day or the hour”;
(There are a lot of variables, that would continue to keep the day or the hour, unknown

One of which would be, the Bible doesn’t say that the 7 year tribulation period, has to start immediately following the Rapture.
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And as for that seven year tribulation period;
You refer to it as.......
“A precise seven year period, as the story goes.”
The fact is, that nowhere in Scripture, will you find the words, “seven year tribulation period”.
But we know for sure, that the tribulation will last seven years, because we study the Bible and realize that the tribulation period, has nothing at all to do with the Church; It has to do the Jews.
In Daniel 9:, we learn that God is going to allow the Jews, to be persecuted, for 70 weeks of years, and that those Jews that survive, will come to there senses and get right with God. (A week of years, is 7 years.) We also learn in that chapter, that something earthshattering, is going to happen at the end of the 69th week of years.
Today we can look back through history, and see that it was precisely at the end of the 69th week of years, that our Lord was rejected by His people, and crucified, and buried and resurrected. And that the 70th week of years, hasn’t happened yet.
For about 2000 years, the Jews(for the most part), have been blinded to the truth about Jesus, but their Spiritual blindness will be lifted, during that last week of years.
The 7 year tribulation period, is that 70th week of years, and it has nothing at all to do with the Church at all. During that 7 years, the Jews are going to be persecuted and turn back to God, and as we see in Revelation, God is going to take care of them during the rest of the tribulation.
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You also mentioned........
“Another ridiculous analogy I have heard is Noah took the eight out of the flood, symbolizes the rapture. No, if it symbolizes anything, it shows us how God gets us through the Tribulation.”
You are half right; Yes it does symbleize the tribulation period; but it is not showing how God will take care of us, through the Tribulation, but how He will take care of the Jews, during the tribulation.
If you want to see the where the Church is in that analogy, see the previous chapter:
Where Enoch was raptured, before the flood came.
Genesis 5:21-24
V.21 ¶ And Enoch lived sixty and five years, and begat Methuselah:
V.22 And Enoch walked with God after he begat Methuselah three hundred years, and begat sons and daughters:
V.23 And all the days of Enoch were three hundred sixty and five years:
V.24 And Enoch walked with God: and he [was] not; for God took him.
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When you take, what the entire Bible has to say, you realize that the rapture and the 7 year tribulation period, are not just some concocted story, that has been made up by somebody; But it is the truth.
But the way; God has woven the truth in His Word in such a way; No unsaved person during the tribulation, is going to be able to see it.