God gave us colons too, but I doubt you'd agree their issues are something to wallow in.
And some of the music I have had to endure in church growing up because someone would say, "it's a joyful noise"... sounded like it came from people's colons!
Especially that twangy bluegrass junk that people butcher.. I think it is called southern gospel!...
OH, I hate to say it, but I HATED TO HEAR Peg McKamey butcher music!...
Or the other twangers...
It seemed that anyone that had enough brains to push "record" on a tape recorder was allowed on the local "Gospel music program"...
OH, and if a person knew only 3 Chords.. that was good enough!...
Yep, I have heard plenty of colon music in my days as a PK.