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  1. tyndale1946

    tyndale1946 Well-Known Member
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    Look under the bed maybe you misplaced it!... I went to bed last night and this morning I woke up on the couch not knowing how I got there... What should I do?
     
    #1141 tyndale1946, Oct 16, 2015
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    Quit arguing with the wife. You're going to lose every time.

    I swallowed my bubble gum.
     
    #1142 SovereignGrace, Oct 17, 2015
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    Put ice on your belly button before it swells.

    I can't find my energy.
     
    #1143 Happy, May 7, 2017
  4. tyndale1946

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    Listen to your body and look in the mirror!.. You are definitely not twenty any more!
     
    #1144 tyndale1946, May 7, 2017
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    But you left us hanging.. what bad advice do you need?
     
    #1145 SovereignGrace, May 7, 2017
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    Tyndale is perfect - he doesnt need advice

    Since I cancelled my cable service - I cant get any cable channels
     
    #1146 Salty, May 7, 2017
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    I'm old and my hair is falling out... What do I do?... Brother Glen
     
    #1147 tyndale1946, May 7, 2017
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    Buy some gorilla glue and a toupee. My foot's itching.
     
    #1148 SovereignGrace, May 7, 2017
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    Climb your neighbor's pole, asking the local police to help you hook it up.

    I have some gorilla glue and a toupee for Brother Glen
     
    #1149 SovereignGrace, May 7, 2017
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    Get Chuck Norris to hold Glen down when yo apply it


    I want to go to Denver, Co - but dont know who to visit
     
    #1150 Salty, May 7, 2017
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    Dr. Phil. Anyone who wants to go to the land of the Broncos needs psychiatric help.

    It's cold here tonight...
     
    #1151 SovereignGrace, May 7, 2017
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    Have fire for supper.

    My belt shrunk over the winter and is now too small....what should I do?
     
    #1152 Happy, May 8, 2017
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    Start eating more lettuce...

    My knee is hurting...
     
    #1153 SovereignGrace, May 8, 2017
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    Well stop exercising it will kill you...

    My car battery died...
     
    #1154 tyndale1946, May 8, 2017
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    Try BPR.

    I only have 12 candles for a 14yr old's B'day cake.
     
    #1155 Happy, May 8, 2017
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    Use two sticks of fire works



    I need to change two flat tires on my van - but only one spare tire
     
    #1156 Salty, May 11, 2019
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    Hold on to the spare for later and put the two flat tires on the back so the axle remains level while riding on the rims.

    The new custom hood on my Jeep Rubicon needed a new custom decal so to make it my own I got one that says TARZANICON, then figured my license plate needed to say UNGAWA and how could I pass up finding a special horn that does the Tarzan yell but whenever I use the horn it embarrasses my son. How can I make him feel better?
     
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    Let him hear the ''Jane yell'' you're thinking about ..
    My feet hurt and I ain't got no money ..
     
    #1158 LDE, May 12, 2019
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    Walk into a store that requires shoes.



    My wife cant take the hit that I want my CAV Stetson for Christmas
     
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    Put on padded gloves next time you hit her and maybe she’ll feel more generous.

    I’m afraid my wife is going to wonder why I’m doing so much remodeling on the old dog pens and putting a 48’ x 40’ fence around the whole area for just a few new chickens, …she doesn’t know about the lambs I bought yet. What should I tell her if she asks?
     
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