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  1. Salty

    Salty 20,000 Posts Club
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    Count the posts of Dr Bob


    My wife refuses to reset the clocks for Daysavings time?
     
    #421 Salty, Mar 11, 2012
  2. mont974x4

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    Walk around all day talking about things as if they happened an hour ago.


    Should I eat "C" Rat's?
     
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  3. SaggyWoman

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    Only in the fall.


    My friend is interested in on line dating. How can I help.
     
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  4. mont974x4

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    sign him up for eharmony without telling him



    should I reroof my house using composite deck material?
     
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    No, I think you should keep politics out of it.


    How soon will this thread get to 500 posts?
     
    #425 Salty, Mar 24, 2012
  6. SaggyWoman

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    Let's all post at one time and find out.


    My neighbor has bigger weeds in his yard than I do. What should I do?
     
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    Water your weeds more.




    How do you get the smell of burned macaroni and cheese and melted plastic out of your house?
     
    #427 mont974x4, Mar 31, 2012
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    Burn down your house, and build a new one.


    My wife is shaking a rolling pin @ me. What should I do?
     
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    lean into it so she gets a solid hit, it would hurt her self image if she missed.


    I have had about 2 months of guitar lessons. Should I try to buy one of Jimi Hendrix's guitars and play it for our church?
     
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    Yes. But only buy one of the ones he set on fire while on stage. They'd be closer to your skill level.

    Wifey's asleep. Should I dare wake her up?
     
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  11. SaggyWoman

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    No, but go turn the game on very loudly and beat some pots.


    My allergies are causing nasal drainage in my stomach. How can I help my stomach?
     
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    Quit swallowing the drainage?

    I have a cat that won't meow. What can I do to make it meow?
     
    #432 convicted1, Apr 18, 2012
  13. SaggyWoman

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    Set fire to its tail.


    My roof leaks. How should I get it fixed?
     
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    duct tape to the rescue!


    my husband won't let me cut my hair.
     
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  15. mont974x4

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    get one of those caps that make you look bald




    I'm out of bleach
     
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  16. SaggyWoman

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    Use Kerosene instead.


    I am tired of sitting here waiting on clients. What to do?
     
    #436 SaggyWoman, May 10, 2012
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    Go to a lunch rave



    My 8 year old wants to sky dive with my bride and I.
     
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    The next time NASA launches a rocket, tie the child to it.



    My wife lost her glasses and she is not due a prescription until June.
     
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    Buy her a moleman costume.



    My dog is shedding.
     
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    Tape the hair back on.


    My hair was cut too short.
     
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