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  1. convicted1

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    Buy some foam and a razor, and start over.


    My apple turnover, won't turnover.................
     
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  2. Palatka51

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    Eat it while dangling upside down from an apple tree limb



    A varmit keeps digging up my tomato garden.
     
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    Buy all the neighborhood kids BB guns and pay them $1 per varmint pelt





    My nephew drives (or tries to drive) a dodge.
     
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  4. SaggyWoman

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    Put a Honda engine in it.



    Where can I go to get free Wifi?
     
    #444 SaggyWoman, May 13, 2012
  5. Palatka51

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    Get a kite, tie it to your lap top and when the next wind gust blows by let the kite go. Wifi will then be free.



    My barnyard cat is starting to wonder.
     
    #445 Palatka51, May 14, 2012
  6. mont974x4

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    Make sure if has bus fair home.


    Kidney stones sure hurt.
     
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  7. convicted1

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    Have the doctors remove your kidneys, and you won't have those "mean ole stones" any more.

    My truck is stuck in the ditch.
     
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  8. mont974x4

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    Call your friendly Ford driver to pull you out.





    My dog is afraid of the sprinkler
     
    #448 mont974x4, May 15, 2012
  9. convicted1

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    Take him to your local baptist church and have him baptized next time.


    My neighbor is continually pestering me.....
     
    #449 convicted1, May 16, 2012
  10. SaggyWoman

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    Pluck his eye out.



    The music is too loud in here.
     
    #450 SaggyWoman, May 16, 2012
  11. convicted1

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    Shoot the "source" of the music, and it won't be loud any longer.


    I am having a bad hair day..........
     
    #451 convicted1, May 17, 2012
  12. SaggyWoman

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    Slick it down with lard.



    The conversation in this place is going downhill fast.
     
    #452 SaggyWoman, May 17, 2012
  13. convicted1

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    Type while running faster uphill.......



    My cow is constipated........
     
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  14. SaggyWoman

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    Where is your glove?



    It is only1:30 on Friday, but I don't get off until 6.
     
    #454 SaggyWoman, May 18, 2012
  15. convicted1

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    Move you watch ahead to 6:00 and go home.....


    My head and tummy hurts...........
     
    #455 convicted1, May 20, 2012
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    Quit your part time job as a sparring robot for the local boxing club.





    I don't like hotel coffee
     
    #456 mont974x4, May 20, 2012
  17. convicted1

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    Try motel coffee next time...

    I keep seeing spots before my eyes.............
     
    #457 convicted1, May 21, 2012
  18. SaggyWoman

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    Don't let your eyes offend you. Pluck them out.



    I am tired and want to go home.
     
    #458 SaggyWoman, May 22, 2012
  19. convicted1

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    Tell your boss this, and when he tells you no, go ahead and clockout anyways. Then tell him you'll see him in the morning.



    My foot is itching...................
     
    #459 convicted1, May 23, 2012
  20. LillyoftheValley

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    Rub poison ivy against your other foot so the first doesn't feel alone in this.

    The car needs gas, but I really don't want to make ANOTHER trip somewhere.....
     
    #460 LillyoftheValley, May 23, 2012
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