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jilphn1022

New Member
Stand out in front of it holding a sign. He will buy it.

How do I quit making my neck hurt?

I usually try to remove anything that hurts me! I had a stone in one of my shoes and I took off my shoe and removed the stone from my shoe and presto the pain was gone! so remove what hurts you!


How do you get rid of a staying-too-long-guest from your home ?
 

Salty

20,000 Posts Club
Administrator
unleash your ant farm on them


How do I get BBQ sauce stains out of my beard?

Go thur a car wash


We live in a trailer park - at the moment the master bedroom is in the back, but we want it to face the road. What should we do?
 

mont974x4

New Member
Go thur a car wash


We live in a trailer park - at the moment the master bedroom is in the back, but we want it to face the road. What should we do?

remove the wheel chocks.





My son wants to be a fiddler but we can only find violins for sale.
 

Salty

20,000 Posts Club
Administrator
My son wants to be a fiddler but we can only find violins for sale.

Have him call Radar at the 4077 M*A*S*H. He can find anything.


Monty wants to purchase a professional sports team - what team should he buy
 

jilphn1022

New Member
Have him call Radar at the 4077 M*A*S*H. He can find anything.


Monty wants to purchase a professional sports team - what team should he buy


Buy the team that has a long history of losing games!



Does anyone know how to choose the best candidate for the presidency?
 

mont974x4

New Member
Pick the one with best hair.




I am right handed and learning to play the guitar. Should I learn to play left handed so that people will think its a miracle?
 

SaggyWoman

Active Member
I am right handed and learning to play the guitar. Should I learn to play left handed so that people will think its a miracle?

Only if you put on an Edward Scissorhands glove.

I recently had my ingrown toenails cut out. How can I stop the temporary pain?
 

mont974x4

New Member
soak your toes in alcohol to kill any fungus....if you use high quality brandy you can then drink it.



Should I dye more of my goatee gray?
 

Salty

20,000 Posts Club
Administrator
Should I dye more of my goatee gray?

Beards (including goatees ) are not allowed on BB -
I suggest you go to another Forum and ask such a heritical question


I have a flat tire on my car- what should I do?
 
Beards (including goatees ) are not allowed on BB -
I suggest you go to another Forum and ask such a heritical question


I have a flat tire on my car- what should I do?

Flatten the other three so you'll have a matching set.

My neighbor walks with a limp. What can I do to help him?
 

Speedpass

Active Member
Site Supporter
Buy him a skateboard.
I'm getting tired of muting my TV every time there's a commercial break. What else can I do to avoid the monotony?
 
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