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  1. plain_n_simple

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    Sell your car and give the money to the party you are in opposition to.

    Should I change my 401k?
     
    #401 plain_n_simple, Feb 17, 2012
  2. Salty

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    Yes, put it into a stock option of the Franklin Automobile Company

    How do I go about Selling a Ford to President Obama?
     
    #402 Salty, Feb 17, 2012
  3. SaggyWoman

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    Stand out in front of it holding a sign. He will buy it.

    How do I quit making my neck hurt?
     
    #403 SaggyWoman, Feb 18, 2012
  4. jilphn1022

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    I usually try to remove anything that hurts me! I had a stone in one of my shoes and I took off my shoe and removed the stone from my shoe and presto the pain was gone! so remove what hurts you!


    How do you get rid of a staying-too-long-guest from your home ?
     
    #404 jilphn1022, Feb 18, 2012
  5. mont974x4

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    unleash your ant farm on them


    How do I get BBQ sauce stains out of my beard?
     
    #405 mont974x4, Feb 18, 2012
  6. Salty

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    Go thur a car wash


    We live in a trailer park - at the moment the master bedroom is in the back, but we want it to face the road. What should we do?
     
    #406 Salty, Feb 18, 2012
  7. mont974x4

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    remove the wheel chocks.





    My son wants to be a fiddler but we can only find violins for sale.
     
    #407 mont974x4, Feb 18, 2012
  8. Salty

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    Have him call Radar at the 4077 M*A*S*H. He can find anything.


    Monty wants to purchase a professional sports team - what team should he buy
     
    #408 Salty, Feb 18, 2012
  9. jilphn1022

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    Buy the team that has a long history of losing games!



    Does anyone know how to choose the best candidate for the presidency?
     
    #409 jilphn1022, Feb 24, 2012
  10. mont974x4

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    Pick the one with best hair.




    I am right handed and learning to play the guitar. Should I learn to play left handed so that people will think its a miracle?
     
    #410 mont974x4, Feb 24, 2012
  11. SaggyWoman

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    Only if you put on an Edward Scissorhands glove.

    I recently had my ingrown toenails cut out. How can I stop the temporary pain?
     
    #411 SaggyWoman, Feb 25, 2012
  12. mont974x4

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    soak your toes in alcohol to kill any fungus....if you use high quality brandy you can then drink it.



    Should I dye more of my goatee gray?
     
    #412 mont974x4, Feb 25, 2012
  13. Salty

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    Beards (including goatees ) are not allowed on BB -
    I suggest you go to another Forum and ask such a heritical question


    I have a flat tire on my car- what should I do?
     
    #413 Salty, Feb 25, 2012
  14. convicted1

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    Flatten the other three so you'll have a matching set.

    My neighbor walks with a limp. What can I do to help him?
     
    #414 convicted1, Feb 26, 2012
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    Buy him a skateboard.
    I'm getting tired of muting my TV every time there's a commercial break. What else can I do to avoid the monotony?
     
    #415 Speedpass, Feb 29, 2012
  16. mont974x4

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    Buy your own skateboard.



    Should I use a brillo pad to clean my brides expedition?
     
    #416 mont974x4, Feb 29, 2012
  17. convicted1

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    Only if you're really trying for a quickie divorce....


    My wife calls me lazy, what can I do?
     
    #417 convicted1, Mar 3, 2012
  18. mont974x4

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    take your naps at the neighbors house


    should you buy a hairless cat a toupee
     
    #418 mont974x4, Mar 3, 2012
  19. SaggyWoman

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    Yes. And glue it on.


    The library wants to close. I don't want to leave.
     
    #419 SaggyWoman, Mar 10, 2012
  20. convicted1

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    When the libriarian confronts you, look @ her and say "Shhhh!"


    I can't go to sleep. What can I do?
     
    #420 convicted1, Mar 11, 2012
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