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  1. Palatka51

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    Go over to your neighbors and take out all their clocks and bring them home with you. Now you have all the time you need to get things done.

    A buzzard is digging up my tomato vines.
     
    #141 Palatka51, May 27, 2009
  2. SaggyWoman

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    Set an electric heater out by them.

    My lawnmower isn't fixed yet, and my grass is long.





    (What is really bad is when you give bad advice for what you think the problem is, and then when you realize what the real problem is, the advice even becomes worse.........)
     
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  3. abcgrad94

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    Use your scissors to cut the grass.

    I'm afraid Palatka is going to catch me digging up his garden. What should I do?
     
    #143 abcgrad94, May 28, 2009
  4. SaggyWoman

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    Find him before you dig and spray mace at him.

    I am angry with my boss and need to share some things about why. How should I do it?
     
    #144 SaggyWoman, May 30, 2009
  5. Salty

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    You need to buy time on a radio station...


    I need to put a new fuel pump in my car, but I dont know the first thing about auto maintenance
     
    #145 Salty, May 30, 2009
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    A bicycle is much easier to manage with the renewal of the fuel pump....sleep and then hop on.

    Should politicians have annually renewable licenses....if they lie more than say 12 times....they are disqualified from office?
     
    #146 Melanie, May 31, 2009
  7. abcgrad94

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    Oh no. Politicians shouldn't qualify for office unless they lie at least 100 times!

    What's the best way to get Sunday morning pew warmers to come back for the evening worship service?
     
    #147 abcgrad94, May 31, 2009
  8. SaggyWoman

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    Serve beer, nuts, and have a football game televised in the baptistry.

    I want to take a break but my boss won't let me. What should I do?
     
    #148 SaggyWoman, Jun 1, 2009
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    Pretend you started smoking. Smokers always seem to get extra breaks at work.

    Hubby is a lark, I'm a night owl. How on earth can we stop interrupting each other's sleep patterns?
     
    #149 abcgrad94, Jun 2, 2009
  10. SaggyWoman

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    Sleep in someone else's bed.


    I have to go to the bathroom and there isn't one convenient. What do I do?
     
    #150 SaggyWoman, Jun 18, 2009
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    Carry a shovel in the trunk of your car.


    What do I do if a Catholic priest wants to purchase air time on my Christian Radio station to do a program?
     
    #151 Salty, Jun 18, 2009
  12. SaggyWoman

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    Let him do it as long as he is willing not to say "Hail Mary".

    What should I do when the baptismal waters are too cold?
     
    #152 SaggyWoman, Jul 19, 2009
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    Setup several electric heaters as close as you can around the baptismal pool.

    I've been asked to teach a youth bible study while the youth pastor is away. What should my topic be?
     
    #153 Gib, Jul 23, 2009
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    How the mice play, when the cat is away





    What do I do if I forget the username of the person I just quoted?
     
    #154 Salty, Jul 23, 2009
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    Make up a name that can't be pronounced in the English language.

    My wife asked if her new haircut looked good on her. What should I say?
     
    #155 Gib, Jul 28, 2009
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    Are you going for Larry, Curly, or Moe?

    How do I get the windows to not streak?
     
    #156 webdog, Jul 28, 2009
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    Try using a claw hammer.

    My cousin has four cats and 3 dogs living in her tiny home. The odor is quite strong and overwhelming. She just doesn't understand why people don't like hanging out at her place. What would be a good way to break the news to her?
     
    #157 Gib, Jul 29, 2009
  18. SaggyWoman

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    Give her a gift basket of Febreze, Lysol. Odor Eaters, Ka Boom, Round Up, bleach, Fly Strips, and a litter box. And clothespins for her nose.


    How do I tell someone their husband is having an affair?
     
    #158 SaggyWoman, Jul 29, 2009
  19. Gib

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    Catch the affair on video and show it to her with friends and family.

    My kid just got braces and is having image issues. How can i cheer him up?
     
    #159 Gib, Jul 31, 2009
  20. SaggyWoman

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    Make him cut his hair like a nerd and wear clothes like Steve Erkel.




    One of my co workers really annoys me. How can I make them stop annoying me?
     
    #160 SaggyWoman, Jul 31, 2009
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