Duck (duct) tape??
How do I get my kids to ear their vegetables?
How do I get my kids to ear their vegetables?
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Ed Edwards
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Answering the non-question.
IMHO we are playing this game BACKWARDS.
We should have the bad advise FIRST
then the solution to the problem!
For example:
ADVISE: Duct (Duck Brand) Tape
PROBLEM: Every I get all my Ducks lined up,
The wander off during my Victory Dance.
Using this technique, we could even use what is perfectly good advise for other situations
and still end up with humorous situations.
IMHO we are playing this game BACKWARDS.
We should have the bad advise FIRST
then the solution to the problem!
For example:
ADVISE: Duct (Duck Brand) Tape
PROBLEM: Every I get all my Ducks lined up,
The wander off during my Victory Dance.
Using this technique, we could even use what is perfectly good advise for other situations
and still end up with humorous situations.
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SaggyWoman
Active Member
Tape them together.
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(Hopefully, you've already done this. Probably will cost you less in the long run.) :laugh: :laugh:
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Ed
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Ed Edwards
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Active Member
Stop sinning or shoot the preacher.
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Ed Edwards
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Superglue
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Supeglue
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