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Salty

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abcgrad94 said:
How do I get my kids to stop fighting?

Let them out of the car trunk!



What do you do to non-Baptists who post in the Baptist section!
 

abcgrad94

Active Member
SALTCITYBAPTIST said:
Let them out of the car trunk!



What do you do to non-Baptists who post in the Baptist section!
Baptize them as Baptists and put them on the church roll. . .then you'll only see them at Christmas and Easter!
 

Ed Edwards

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Answering the non-question.

IMHO we are playing this game BACKWARDS.

We should have the bad advise FIRST
then the solution to the problem!

For example:

ADVISE: Duct (Duck Brand) Tape

PROBLEM: Every I get all my Ducks lined up,
The wander off during my Victory Dance.

Using this technique, we could even use what is perfectly good advise for other situations :) and still end up with humorous situations.
 
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Salty

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SaggyWoman said:
Where can I get someone to just give me a million bucks?


RevMitchell is giving away his millions before the end of the year


Its 930 pm and I havent bought any gifts for my wife yet, what should I do?
 

EdSutton

New Member
SALTCITYBAPTIST said:
RevMitchell is giving away his millions before the end of the year


Its 930 pm and I havent bought any gifts for my wife yet, what should I do?
Pay someone to steal your car, and then tell her the gifts were in the back seat.

(Hopefully, you've already done this. Probably will cost you less in the long run.) :laugh: :laugh:

How do I get someone to ask the next question because I can't think of one?

Ed
 
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Ed Edwards

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Listen to my advice, it is free and worth every penny you pay for it!


My preacher keeps using me as a bad example and everybody knows they are MY SINS :(
 

Ed Edwards

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Don't drop your guard from the frying pan into the fire.


What if the "Hokey Poky" really is what it's all about???
 

Ed Edwards

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Buy yourself a flea collar for a large dog - put it on.


The daughter unit in my house talks while awake all the time; while asleep only about 1/3 of the time. What should I do?
 

Ed Edwards

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Take it on a walk in the woods - loose it there.


What is a six letter word ending in the letter 'G' that describes
what we should do about global warming?
 
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