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prophet

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thisnumbersdisconnected said:
Depends. If you do as I would do -- an in-your-face victory dance complete with hoops, hollers and a rousing rendition of the "We Will Rock You" chorus -- be prepared to bed down in the garage for a few days.

Of course, if it was my wife, I would simply comfort her and say, "it's OK, dear."

The memory foam mattress has "lost its mind" -- any suggestions?
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Remind it.

Washing machine, dishwasher, and water heater are out, all at the sane time...what to do?
 
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thisnumbersdisconnected

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I want to move into a mobile home park - but the manager says my car does not qualify as a home? What options do I have.
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Buy an old Ford Excursion. If they claim that thing isn't a mobile home, they need eyeglasses.

I'm genuinely distraught that Mike Moustakas was sent down to Omaha. How can I get the Royals to bring him back up?
 
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SaggyWoman

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Give him some Injections and sign up for the hall of fame.

I am struggling to get to spend time today with five different friends who don't get along.
 
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convicted1

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thisnumbersdisconnected said:
I hope you cancelled on them, told them you didn't have time for the drama that day. Now text them references to good Christian therapists.

Barbequing for friends tonight. Hickory chips, or mesquite?
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Both. That way next time they won't want to come over and eat your BBQ....

My goat won't say "naaaah".....now what?
 
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thisnumbersdisconnected

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convicted1 said:
Car won't start. Need to leave pronto....
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Inject some nitrous into the fuel system. It'll either start, or blow up.

(And what are you doing in Pronto, anyway?)

Rained all day and all night, water got behind the flashing over the first-floor windows and ran down the basement walls. Suggestions?

And no, I didn't build this house.
 
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convicted1

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thisnumbersdisconnected said:
Rained all day and all night, water got behind the flashing over the first-floor windows and ran down the basement walls. Suggestions?
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Buy some bricks, mortar, a wheelbarrow, shovel, gravels, sand, burlap sacks, and bring your neighbor over and say, "Merry Christmas", and show him his new presents. Then jump in your car and come and get me here in Pronto.

My foots swollen and asleep....
 
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