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tyndale1946

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Or maybe some of the religious, pious, acting people in the church offended them and they need to be reached out to and ministered to.
I was at a Christian concert last night and one of the group leaders from a church had me so mad I almost went back to the old me for a minute. She and her group came in late, could not see seat numbers because it was dark, and stood in front of us for 15 minutes try,g to make people move who the lady thought were in wrong seats. Ushers finally worked that out. Then she sat down in front of us huffing and puffing and acting like a jerk. Then she turned around all offended acting and said "he ,referring to my three year old, kicked my chair." He really didn't, he just bumped it while he was moving. A little later she flung her head around and said "He just hit me." He brushed into her roll of fat that was hanging overy the back of her chair. I said "Woman, turn around and leave me alone. You got a problem, go get an usher. Keep your fat in your chair instead of hanging out the back in my space and it won't get hit." She acted like miss Pitty Pat on Gone with the wind, but she left us alone. Two of the women with her ran into us at intermission and were laughing hysterically. One said "she's had that coming for a long time."

My point is, that happens in church. People get offended. People not coming should be followed up on, not tossed off rolls.

Keep your fat in your chair instead of hanging out the back in my space and it won't get hit... No wonder God calls his people children... At a Christian concert?... My, my, my... After I read this I almost fell out of my chair, thank you Lord for the mood change... Brother Glen:Roflmao:Roflmao:Roflmao:Roflmao
 
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Reynolds

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Keep your fat in your chair instead of hanging out the back in my space and it won't get hit... No wonder God calls his people children... In a church concert?... My, my, my... After I read this I almost fell out of my chair, thank you Lord for the mood change... Brother Glen:Roflmao:Roflmao:Roflmao:Roflmao
Yep, when she turned around and almost shrieked "he hit me" it scared him and he jumped and grabbed my neck and buried his head in fear. Then, it was on. Dont mess with my kids!

We were at a Christian rock concert. Bumping, hitting, jumping, and even the occasional mosh pit happen. Its not hymns at Sunday morning service.
 

tyndale1946

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Yep, when she turned around and almost shrieked "he hit me" it scared him and he jumped and grabbed my neck and buried his head in fear. Then, it was on. Dont mess with my kids!

We were at a Christian rock concert. Bumping, hitting, jumping, and even the occasional mosh pit happen. Its not hymns at Sunday morning service.

Then you broke into a rendition Of Jesus Loves Me This I know For The Bible Tells Me So... But I don't know about you... You know I've been on here a long time and just when you think you heard everything, you post this... Now That's Entertainment... And just when I thought the Humor Forum was dead... You showed me the funny:D... Don't forget your Halo on Sunday... Brother Glen:Roflmao:Roflmao:Roflmao
 

Reynolds

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Then you broke into a rendition Of Jesus Loves Me This I know For The Bible Tells Me So... But I don't know about you... You know I've been on here a long time and just when you think you heard everything, you post this... Now That's Entertainment... And just when I thought the Humor Forum was dead... You showed me the funny:D... Don't forget your Halo on Sunday... Brother Glen:Roflmao:Roflmao:Roflmao
Nope, I was mad. It took me a little bit to get my temper down a bit.:Mad When her "friends" told me what the did, it turned funny.:Thumbsup After intermission, she switched seats with someone in her group and the young teenager behind her there spilled his Coke on her.:D:D:D:D:D
 

tyndale1946

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Nope, I was mad. It took me a little bit to get my temper down a bit.:Mad When her "friends" told me what the did, it turned funny.:Thumbsup After intermission, she switched seats with someone in her group and the young teenager behind her there spilled his Coke on her.:D:D:D:D:D

You must have thought that was poetic justice as you got quite a kick out of it?... Or did a angel (I didn't say what kind) cause the kid to spill the Coke?... Brother Glen:Roflmao:rolleyes:
 

Reynolds

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You must have thought that was poetic justice as you got quite a kick out of it?... Or did a angel (I didn't say what kind) cause the kid to spill the Coke?... Brother Glen:Roflmao:rolleyes:
I honestly thought it was funny. Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.
 

tyndale1946

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I honestly thought it was funny. Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.

You sure you were at a Christian concert?... You are from Georgia... You sure you weren't listening to Charlie Daniels... The Devil Went Down To Georgia?... Just checking... Brother Glen:Unsure
 

Reynolds

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You sure you were at a Christian concert?... You are from Georgia... You sure you weren't listening to Charlie Daniels... The Devil Went Down To Georgia?... Just checking... Brother Glen:Unsure
Yeah, it was. I must admit that in my backslidden days I went to quite a few Charlie Daniels and David Allen Coe concerts. At none of them, even factoring heavy alcohol consumption into the equation, did I run into anyone as mean spirited and bitter as this woman was. Give me the option of having to hang out with full patched Hells angels or her and I will choose the Angels in a heart beat. I have a lot of patience with people in general. But I have very little patience with bitter acting people.
 

David Kent

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Yeah, it was. I must admit that in my backslidden days I went to quite a few Charlie Daniels and David Allen Coe concerts. At none of them, even factoring heavy alcohol consumption into the equation, did I run into anyone as mean spirited and bitter as this woman was. Give me the option of having to hang out with full patched Hells angels or her and I will choose the Angels in a heart beat. I have a lot of patience with people in general. But I have very little patience with bitter acting people.

Is there such a thing as a christian rock concert?
 

tyndale1946

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Is there such a thing as a christian rock concert?

Most definitely... Well we all know what a Christian is... A concert, the formal definition is agreement, accordance, harmony... Now the only thing missing is the Rock... Add the Rock and you have a Christian Rock Concert... Let me explain

My hope is built on nothing less
Than Jesus’ blood and righteousness;
I dare not trust the sweetest frame,
But wholly lean on Jesus’ name.
Refrain:
On Christ, the solid Rock, I stand;
All other ground is sinking sand,
All other ground is sinking sand.

That is definite Christian Rock... Anyone disagree?... Brother Glen:D
 

Salty

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CCM or Christian Rock --- music, ect - start a new thread -

Lets get back to the OP -

Church members who have not been attending
 
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