Picture this, Ron dressed up like a schoolkid from back in the 20's. Knickers, the funny hat, bowtie... the whole 9 yards.
As I throw my string of books down on the floor, I start singing.... (to the tune of Camptown Races for any that care to sing along... teehee)
I came home from school today, with lice, how nice (big smile)
Mama can't afford to pay for shampoos they sell
Gonna scratch all night (scratches head)
I hope they're here to stay
Cuz they won't let me back in school until they're gone away.
Now, here is where you get to participate... I need two volunteers. Lessee, Gina and Preacher, you'll do well... come on up here. Go to the dressing rooms and put these bib overalls on.
Good. Now pick up that white bucket there in the corner.... I know it looks disgusting, but it is chocolate pudding with just a couple drops of green food coloring and a little bit of grass mixed in.
Here's what I want you to sing. Let me put those lyrics on the stand. And follow the actions....All right, here we go!
Both sing:
Farmer Brown has found a cure; for lice, no price
(my jaw drops open and I put hand to my cheek)
Fifteen pounds of cow manure; you need some today
(Gina and Preacher dump the bucket on my head and start rubbing... I have both hands on my face now with eyes wide)
You'll be back in school before you miss that test
This will kill those lice today, Cow-Poo works the best!
Thanks guys, you may return to yer seats. Oh, and quit licking yer fingers.