Wait...wait...I've got a better one. A Presbyterian, a Lutheran, and a Baptist go into a bar....Well we can keep fixing the story hope you get the gist.
You without choice are forced in a car blind folded with your foot taped and forced on the gas and your hands tied to the steering wheel. Its a smart car so it wont hit the walls on the side of the road, however it will mow down all the people packed in the road.
Good news though you have free agency up ahead there is a fork in the road so later as your running folks over you get to turn left and run over people with red shirts or turn right and run over people with blue shirts.
Apparently something we left off is defining “compatibilism”. Your illustration misses the point that no one here believes men are tied up by God, blind folded, etc. This is what I mentioned earlier when I spoke of being honest. I already told you that we believe men choose freely. And when men sin, they are not influenced by God to sin. So I am not sure why you can't let that go. But perhaps looking at "compatibilism" will help you understand:
Strictly speaking, “compatibilism” is not a religious term. For example, Kant held that not only are “our actions determined by the casual mechanism of nature but also that they are free.” The point is “whether regarding the same effect which is determined by nature, freedom can nevertheless be present or whether freedom is wholly excluded by such an exceptionable rule”. Kant, of course, favored the former and purposed “to unite nature and freedom,” to “remove the apparent contradiction between the mechanism of nature and freedom,” to show that “causality from freedom at least does not contradict nature.” (Kant’s Compatibilism, an essay by Allen Wood).
In other words, we are restricted by nature. Science has demonstrated this time and time again. But within those “bounds” we are also free. This is the philosophical principle, but the principle did not originate in philosophy.
In this thread, it has been called (erroneously) “neo-Calvinism”, I assume as an insult or out of ignorance. Often we hear talk of “Augustinian Compatibilism”. This is not strictly a compatibilism about free will and determinism in general (Augustine rejects any determinism of fate or physical necessity). Augustinian Compatibilism is the view most Christians seem to assume. Augustine held a view that asserted specifically the compatibility of free will and God’s power to determine what men shall will.
According to Augustine’s doctrine, God chooses to give grace to some people rather than others, determining who will be saved. God does not do this without the human will or in violation of its freedom, but precisely by turning human free will towards the good. So, one of the things God can choose is what human free choices will be. Augustine thinks that free will is capable of doing evil, but not good, and is therefore sufficiently deserving of divine justice as eternal punishment is merited by willing evil. In terms of salvation, our free will makes an indispensable contribution to the process of salvation – we must will the good in order to be saved. But this is not possible without God’s grace to will the good, God’s turning us towards the good so that we can freely choose life. In other words, God moves our wills when we can’t, causing us to love and choose and do good things that were impossible without God’s grace. (this explanation is from Philip Cary, Augustine and Philosophy).
So, you see, Compatibilism is not “neo-Calvinism”. It is also not a compromise between libertarian free will and hard determinalism. It is, instead, an attempt to be faithful to both the sovereignty of God and the responsibility of man in salvation as described in Scripture. Men freely choose. Not tied up. Not blind folded. God doesn't cause their sin. They freely make their choices. Even when we are saved we are freely choosing. Please consider these things before you freely choose to reply.