Dumb jokes only

[AustinC]

You know the rotation of the earth...

...really makes my day.

 

[Salty]

I have always wondered how the sun would rise
then one day it dawned on me

 

[Alcott]

What was Marshal Matt Dillon's favorite sport?

Dodge ball.

 

[kyredneck]

Why did the chicken run across the road?

To get to the other side faster.

 

[RighteousnessTemperance&]

I believe my hopeful heirs refer to these as “Dad jokes.” Thanks for increasing the repertoire. They sometimes manage to suppress them, but I relish the groans. Carry on. I certainly intend to.

 

[1689Dave]

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked. Hey, why the long face?

 

[tyndale1946]

What did the zebra say the first time he saw a piano?
“Dad?”... Brother Glen

 

[kyredneck]

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you do that?"

 

[Salty]

A snake walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you do that?"

Artificial legs?

 

[Alcott]

I'm glad Humpty Dumpty is having a great fall.

 

[Salty]

I'm glad Humpty Dumpty is having a great fall.

Actually-it was much better when for him when with his Spring into action

 

[Alcott]

The king and queen of the red gold potatoes had a daughter who fell in love with a russet, who was a sportscaster. But they forbid her from seeing him, declaring "No daughter of ours is going to marry a commentator!"

 

[tyndale1946]

Why did the cow cross the road?

You mean you don't know?... Come on now, well, the way I heard it was, to get to the udder side... Brother Glen

 

[1689Dave]

Why did the cow cross the road?

You mean you don't know?... Come on now, well, the way I heard it was, to get to the udder side... Brother Glen

Now that's udderly rediculous..........

 

[tyndale1946]

Now that's udderly rediculous..........

You know Dave that's exactly what I said when I heard it... Brother Glen

 

[1689Dave]

You know Dave that's exactly what I said when I heard it... Brother Glen

Udder than that, I couldn't think of anything to say.........

 

[tyndale1946]

Udder than that, I couldn't think of anything to say.........

Well the one that told it to me, I looked him square in the face and said, you know that's "BULL"... No he said, I'm positive it was a cow... Brother Glen

 

[just-want-peace]

'Pears as how a bunch of you guys missed an excellent opportunity to be guests on HEE HAW!!

 

[tyndale1946]

'Pears as how a bunch of you guys missed an excellent opportunity to be guests on HEE HAW!!

Well back in the day, I would have said Buck up, but if we did that we would be Owen you something... Brother Glen

 

[Salty]

What time of day was Adam created?
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Ready -
you may want to sit down

okay - here is the answer:

A little before Eve!!!!!!!!!!