Scoff away to your heart's content. However, the reality is that it is much more of a challenge than you imagine. Do you know about the Twentieth Century New Testament? It was put out in the early 1900's. I think the final form was released in 1904.I have to scoff at anyone who complains that the KJV is hard to understand. If I, as an 8 year old understood it, surely any adult whose native language is English should understand it.
Mr. Malan said his children had difficulty understanding and reading the KJV. So he and folks --most laymen put out a really good contemporary version. It has been given high marks.
J.B. Phillips translated a few epistles for the high school students of his church in the 1940s. I have his 1972 version.It's quite functional, but much better than the Living Bible and things like that.