Humorous Quotes of the BB #2003

[Barnabas H.]

Originally posted by Abby_the_IFBaptist: Barnabas, are you serious about that ten day suspension thing? Whoa! I didn't know that.

Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin: What do you think, Barnabas? Think we should make Abby an example and throw her into the 10-day Jail Cell.

Might keep everybody in line if we throw one or two a week into the dungeon!

New BB Motto: FLOGGINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

Originally posted by rsr: Then again, a virtual version of the venerable stocks might have a salutory effect.

Folks, you are hilarious!

 

[tyndale1946]

This was from a topic on the unforgiveable sin and had me rolling on the floor!

Originally posted by tyndale1946:
Yes there is!... God NEVER forgave SATAN for what he did to his creation!... Did he?... Brother Glen

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Sister Charlotte

To which Hank immediately replied...

Originally posted by HankD:
Satan is not a human bean.

HankD

Then I replied...

Originally posted by tyndale1946:
A human bean I'm sorry Hank I didn't know he was in the lentil family

... You are right he was a fallen angel... Some day it just doesn't pay to get up... Brother Glen

&

Sister Charlotte

ROFLOL

This had has got to be a BB classic and one for the ages!... Brother Glen

 

[Sherrie]

Ok...I got caught on this one. I did not do anything on purpose...but boy did Bob catch me:

I said:

....Bob is not singling you out. He is not going after you. But you are innocent, an easy to upset, and a good target for many a coot on here.

bobfrgsn said:

....I can now add to my list of names I have been called "coot!" What pray tell is a "coot." AS in old coot or cootie?

I said:

yes that is what I meant.

Hey....ummmmm....ok....you know....ummmm....ok go a head....condem me....coot....slang expression...."coot"....common fellow....ummmm....hmmmm...."Old Coot"....if old and grumpy then....a mean old coot.

ummmmm....Ok....I hung myself didn't I?

(I am hanging my head down really low now....But hey! I never said you were mean and grumpy!

)

Ok then...I am sorry....now I think I will run a long!

God Bless
Sherrie

Well bobfrgsn really was a kind Soul on that mess up!

Lesson...never use the word coot.

Sherrie

 

[Barnabas H.]

Originally posted by Dr, Bob Griffin: ...I'm a little Irish (actually Gryphon is Welsh, but more in Erin than Wales) but my mom said I had a nosebleed as a kid and lost it all!

Ladies and Gentlemen, you heard it all here. Dr. Griffin lost his Irish blood in early childhood...

 

[MissAbbyIFBaptist]

He may have lost his Iris blood, but he didn't lose his Irish temper....

~Abby
PS, Doctor Bob....please don't hurt me for that!

 

[Barnabas H.]

Originally posted by Abby_the_IFBaptist:
He may have lost his Iris blood, but he didn't lose his Irish temper....

Dear Abby. Now you have done it. You better hide, for I hear the footsteps of a giant!

 

[Gina B]

Temper? I've honestly never "seen" him get mad. Or really even upset worth mentioning. He's one of those people I wouldn't be afraid to tick off, but on the other hand he's one of those people that probably really tick off ticked off people because they get embarassed that he stays so cool headed, and if he seems like he has enough of my personality for me to safely be able to say probably just has to say a few words calmly to the person who's trying to argue with him to make them stop dead in their tracks and possibly apologize to him, even if HE started it!
Wow, HOW did I get into analyzing him? ROFL
Sounds like the next box office hit... "Analying Bob". Might have to be one of those movies they break into parts though.
Gina

 

[Dr. Bob]

For the record, I am taking down names and numbers. Analyze that!

Dr. "Oh, it's you, Bob"

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Now, don't take down my name Dr. Bob, but this quote from you gave me a chuckle. My first thought was you meant to type "labled".

Originally posted by Dr. Bob

Okay, he believed in the Gap Theory and Recreated earth. Exactly HOW does that make him "liberal"? Not in any definition I have personally of a "liberal" Appreciate more insights on why he would be so libeled?

Sue

 

[Barnabas H.]

As I was talking about Kissimmee, Florida... one of our new BB member chimed in the following:

Originally posted by Rebaros: Hey, Brother Barnabas, I remember I heard something about that town. There was this couple driving through and they stopped to get something to eat and asked. "How do you pronounce the name of this place?" To which they were told, "Buuuuurrrrrggggeeerrrrr KKKiiiinnnnngggg"

 

[stubbornkelly]

I need tire changing equipment and will drive to get it when price is right.

I don't think this was intended to be funny, but I laughed for about a minute! Thanks, Bartimaeus!

 

[Barnabas H.]

Originally posted by stubbornkelly:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bartimaeus: I need tire changing equipment and will drive to get it when price is right.

I don't think this was intended to be funny, but I laughed for about a minute! Thanks, Bartimaeus!</font>[/QUOTE]Hey, Kelly, did he mean that he would wait for a sale and then drive on a flat to get the tire changing equipment? Now that would be really funny!

 

[dianetavegia]

Hmmmmmmm........ did anyone notice we no longer are cut and pasted to 'Christian's say the darndest things'? In fact, he's changed the name and removed Christian. BUT he's using 'fundies' as in Fundamentalist. I think some moderator or webmaster put the fear of God in that boy.

I salute you, whomever is responsible!

Diane

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

On a thread expressing a member's trouble with her Private Messages working properly, she posted the Private Messages themselves in the open forum. Needless to say, she was told that this was a B.B. No No. After several posts this one by Jim came up and was so funny...I just had to post it here.

Originally posted by Jim1999:
the reprimand said that I was not to expose private parts in public, and I never did it again.

Originally posted by Wisdom Seeker:
Is this about Christian modesty?...I would hope none of us would expose any private parts in public.

editted: I proof read and proof read, and still sometimes I leave whole words out. I must be tired

[ May 16, 2003, 05:50 PM: Message edited by: Wisdom Seeker ]

 

[Sherrie]

That was funny Wisdom Seeker! Jim has been really happy today.

Sherrie

 

[Frogman]

Here is my personal favorite, though the speaker edited the post after I replied ; I still get laughs out of this statement concerning activities at church picnics...and I still think this kind of thing shows the evil of such activities

quote:
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they even have horse pitching
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Frogman:
This has degenerated to unbelievable depths. Can we not see the depravity in this?? O the agony!


quote:
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baseball games
for the young one's
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Frogman:
Maybe next year you guys can start a Shetland League???

I would like to see this, however.

God Bless.
Bro. Dallas

I love humor.

 

[Sherrie]

Frogman....your silly!

Sherrie

 

[Caretaker]

I was jest wondering if I could get the names of a few of those "horse pitchers", 'cause we all gots a bit of heavy lifting comin' up...

Drew

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

Originally posted by katie Bond...007:
Jim didn't say it was a rule against it.

Who said he did?

Jim made me laugh with his funny play on words. That's why I posted it here. No other reason.

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

Frogman, I think I remember that post...that was really funny. Especially the "Oh the agony" part of it.

I'm glad we at the B.B. (usually) know how to laugh...it sure makes it fun.