Humorous Quotes of the BB #2003

[Barnabas H.]

Sue could you explain this to me about SaggyWomen? I fail to see the humor in it.

 

[MissAbbyIFBaptist]

Barnabas, read it carefully! She said she'd never drank a BEAR and didn't want to! I don't know. Maybe you'd need my quirked sense of humor {LOL, Granny Sue, does it run in the family?!} but I thought it was pretty funny!
~Miss Abby

 

[MissAbbyIFBaptist]

Originally posted by Gwyneth:
Re: HILLARY....AIMING FOR...
(blackbird)

I sincerely hope that Hillary is not too good a shot

Saw this in the forum home page.

Nah, don't worry. See what she got when she aimed for a husband?!

Ok, Ok I'll stop! {It just kinda popped into my head, and well I told me fingers not to, but well... }
Ok, LOL, I'll behave...at least I'll try!
~Miss Abby

 

[MissAbbyIFBaptist]

Ok one more post here today, and I promise I'll leave this thread alone!
Posted under "Moderators there's a problem with time to edit." by Diane!

Bellsouth only has enough squirrels in their dial up cages for 10 people to be online at one time. (JOKE)

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Barnabas:

SW meant to say she had never drank a beer . She made a typo and it came out that she had never drank a bear.

I thought it was funny, but maybe you had to be there.

 

[Barnabas H.]

OK, I got it now. Thanks Abby and Sue for the explanation. The question now is, did SaggyWoman purposefully misspelled the word beer to read bear? Only she can answer that one...

 

[Gina B]

quote:
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Duh!!!!

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I'm sorry, but my willingness to participate in discussion with someone decreases exponentially with each instance of "Duh!!!".

Brian's reply here had me laughing out loud!
Gina

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Orignally posted by Molly in the thread, "What's in your bed?".

Chicken taco soup,tortilla strips and shredded cheese.

Orignally posted by Molly a few minutes later.

Oops! That is not all in my BED! I meant to post this in the "What's for dinner?" thread.

 

[MissAbbyIFBaptist]

Oh my! Granny Sue I could just imagine the looks of some people as they read that!

 

[SaggyWoman]

roflol.

I have never drank a bear either!!

 

[MissAbbyIFBaptist]

That's good to know Miss Tina!

 

[dianetavegia]

That post about drinking a bear made me laugh. I THOUGHT the thread that is about 'can a beer hurt' said 'can a bear hunt?' I really thought it was a joke / clean humor.

So can a bear drink beer and then be hunt or be hurt?

 

[MissAbbyIFBaptist]

Well Diane, I dont know but I'd hate to have a bear drink a beer and then go hunting! Someone might get hurt!
I'm sorry! I just had to do that! It's my wierd, twisted sense of humor coming out in me! (hehe, in my family humor is best done in practical jokes....as many people that pick on me, I can safely say there are a few that are WAY overdue a practical joke on them!

}
~Miss Abby
Provers 31:30

 

[dianetavegia]

Me too Abby. I find humor in little things and then laugh so hard at myself that I can't share it with my family. Yesterday, while putting down the kitchen floor, I got the giggles. Jon and Nick started laughing with me because I was laughing so hard but couldn't stop long enough to tell them what I found funny.

Diane

 

[SaggyWoman]

i'm going on a beer hunt.

Gonna find a beer.

I see a brewery.

Can't go under it.....

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Originally posted by I Am Blessed 16

RU or RU not a croquet player?

Originally posted by Gib

No, but I have been known to cross stitch.

 

[MissAbbyIFBaptist]

shame shame! He dosn't knit too?! Is there any hope for him?!

 

[Gwyneth]

Have we got cannibals here

We had Katie's Ribs tonight. Oh they are so good!

posted by Dianne on Coffee shop 6.

 

[donnA]

I'm going to ahve to count them now and make sure they are all here.

 

[dianetavegia]

LOL! Oh they are soooooooo good! I even got the one that came from Katie's hubby! LOL

Diane