Humorous Quotes of the BB #2003

[Barnabas H.]

computerjunkie's summary of a day's activity on the Common Ground Coffee House thread:

Originally posted by computerjunkie: Looks like everybody tried to send Sheila to bed too early, but nobody would admit who did it and blamed everybody else, Jim put the brakes on the delightfully fascinating seed-mailing discussion, Barnabas got dumped on for trying to end a theology discussion, Diane got high on magic markers, and Sue has poached eggs growing in her yard...from SEEDS??? (And here I grew up thinking poached eggs came from chickens...NOW I find out they grow in a flower bed???

 

[Barnabas H.]

Placed a humorous thingy in the "Clean Humor" forum ( http://tinyurl.com/vzs1 ), and the following exchange took place:

Originally posted by Dan Todd: Good one Barnabas - and to think - some folks don't think you have a sense of humor!!!

Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin: Hey, Dan, I think Barnabas is funny! You ever see him WITHOUT his purple dinosaur suit? He's funny then, too!

Originally posted by Barnabas: Be careful Dr. Bob, I'll let your grandchildren go after you!

Dr. Bob is insinuating that the person under the purple dinosaur costume is probably me.....

 

[Dr. Bob]

The face is a little different, Barnabas, but the belly looks about right . .

 

[MissAbbyIFBaptist]

Doctor Bob!!

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Dr.B.!

I found a smiley just for you!

 

[following-Him]

Sue...Dr. Bob doesn't smile ...

 

[Dr. Bob]

Originally posted by robycop3:
Most Onlyists are liberal when it suits their purpose, conservative when THAT serves their purpose, fundamental when it serves their purpose, or "progressive" when THAT serves their purpose. They waffle more often than a trainload of Bisquick.

Now THAT is a funny rebuke!

 

[Bible Believing Bill]

Originally posted by mark We fight about politics, about ordiances, about faith, practices, family, baseball, you name it we fight about it. What is the one thing we all agree on? We all want fast internet!

Mark we have to stop this, as Baptists we have to fight. Lets start fighting about DSL vs. cable that ought to do it.

Bill

 

[SaggyWoman]

That has got to be one of the ugliest purple dinosaurs that I have ever seen.

 

[Dr. Bob]

Saggy - That implies you've seen CUTE purple dinosaurs? Hello?

This is Uncle Barnie we're talking about . . .

 

[Caretaker]

"I wuv U,
U wuv meee,
We're a hap....ACK!!

*Somebody just sent in da San Diego chicken...


Drew

 

[SaggyWoman]

You know, Dr. Boob, I may have seen a purple dinosaur. You don't know my past. You don't know what was smoking at my house.

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

(Conversation is about remodeling a kitchen)

Originally posted by Diane:

I'd strip and pickel those cabinets

Originally posted by Dr. Bob:

Don't really care WHAT you wear when you do the work, but please WEAR SOMETHING!

 

[Barnabas H.]

Dr. Bob have a way with words, doesn't he?!

 

[Dr. Bob]

Originally posted by mozier:
My resolutions for 2004 are going to be quite simple. I resolve to not get involved in King James Only arguments or whether God is a Calvinist/Arminian/Ukrainian/Occasional Wine Drinker/Giants or Jets fan. These are a waste of time.

A good resolution for us all, although I believe I have the answers to all of them!

 

[Pete]

Originally posted by mozier:
I resolve to not get involved in King James Only arguments or whether God is a Calvinist/Arminian/Ukrainian/Occasional Wine Drinker/Giants or Jets fan.

Great idea. It leaves more time for solid hymns vs CCM/PW wishy-washiness debates

 

[Barnabas H.]

Originally posted by Dan Todd: Dr. Bob, those who live in New York City - Westchester County - and Long Island - talk funny! I live in upstate New York - six hours away from the city - and I talk normal!

Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin: Know you try to divorce yourself from the typical New Yorker, but looks like you got the same plates on your car. If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then....

 

[computerjunkie]

Posted by Dr. Bob in the Sports forum. The discussion was about football vs. rugby:

REAL sports are USA-centric. That's why only passing interest in soccer (boring), cricket (I step on bugs, personally), rugby (what ARE they doing in that scrum), sumo wrestling (real men floss their bottoms) et al.

I about lost it when I saw the sumo wrestling description!!!

CJ

 

[Deacon]

Its not "double-speak" at all.

Its not "double-speak" at all.

This was posted (twice) in the general forum during the day when we were having trouble with multiple posts.