Humorous Quotes of the BB #2003

[MissAbbyIFBaptist]

LOL, I've always heard that for every guy there is a woman walking around somewere with one of his ribs....LOL, I guess that refers to the one the Lord has for him....but aren't we taking it a bit too far?! LOL ya'll stay away from my ribs! {The ones I actualy cook arent' worth giving to your worst enemy anyway!}
~Miss Abby {who has all her ribs, thank you very much!}
Proverbs 31:30

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

This was posted in the "Polls Forum". The thread was "Hearing Loss". The response by Baptist Believer cracked me up!

Originally posted by Dr. Bob:

Some loss hereditary, some from artillery fire (without ear protection). Have AIDS. Don't wear them. Would rather go, "HUH?" over and over.

Originally posted by Baptist Believer:

You might want to avoid putting that AIDS word in all caps if you're not going to type the "hearing..." part of it. You gave me a shock!

 

[Barnabas H.]

The quotes below appeared in the Sports Forum, under the title: Should Christians Play Golf?

Originally posted by Jimmy C: After my last few rounds I think that it is probably not wise - I tend to lose my Christianity each time I play!!!

Originally posted by Dr. Bob Griffin: Amen, Jimmy!

I don't cuss when I play golf, but where I spit, the grass dies.

Dr. Bob, you wouldn't!

 

[Dr. Bob]

You CAUGHT me, Barnabas. I didn't think anyone but jocks read the Sports Forum!

(And no, my sport is NOT sumo wrestling, thank you very much.)

 

[dianetavegia]

This cracked me up! Singer posted this in reply to a very vocal Catholic under the Virgin of Zappopan

But the only interpretation that can be relied upon is that which was made by some Catholic Bozo back in the first century.....!!!!

Ya, Right .

I keep seeing Bozo dressed as a priest! LOL

 

[computerjunkie]

massdak posted this in the "If you could meet just one person..." thread:

Originally posted by massdak:
i just want to know why in the heck doesnt anybody want to meet the dak? all this dr. bob dr.bob dr.bob, i bet if i was a moderator everyone would want to meet me massdak. for now on call me DR. massdak.

Then today on the "Ways not to begin a sermon" thread:

Originally posted by massdak:
today the guest speaker will be dr. massdak

Still laughing at these!!!

 

[Barnabas H.]

Originally posted by Barnabas: Sue, I thought that you will be taking up in one of those balloons!

Originally posted by I Am Blessed 16: You couldn't get me to go up in one of those things! The Lord said, "Lo, I will be with you always", not HIGH! My feet are staying on the ground.

Sue, and I thought you had an adventurous spirit... What a letdown!

 

[dianetavegia]

Catholic Convert said this:

One thing that really appeals to me regarding not only the vestments we wear, but the entire makeup

the entire makeup

 

[Barnabas H.]

Originally posted by Pete Richert: In a gesture that can only be explained by God's displeasure with my unalligence to KJVO and my interest in exploring the Greek language, I came home from Church today to find my dog had eaten two pages of my BAGD!

Originally posted by Ed Edwards: You are going to tell us acronym challenged what is meant by BAGD. Thank you.

Originally posted by Pastor Larry: (BAGD) Bauer Ardnt Gingrich and Danker -- A Greek English Lexicon of the New Testament and Other Early Christian Literature. It is the standard lexical work for NT Greek students. It is something that most KJVOs never look at because it destroys their whole position.

Originally posted by gb93433: If you get BAGD on computer your dog can't eat it again.

Originally posted by swaimj: He can if he eats it in small bytes. For good reason Paul said "Beware of dogs".

 

[dianetavegia]

Under 'Once Saved, Always Saved Biblical?' Trotter posted:

I wantedto put in a great lambasting reply, but my wife told me to get offline. Maybe some other time...

In Christ,
Trotter

Can somebody start a 'submission' thread so we can use this? LOL

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Originally posted by Dr. Bob:

For 70 she (Shirley Jones) looked remarkably good. And was a little horse because of the dry air and high altitude here in Wyoming.

Originally posted by Gwyneth:

WARNING TO ALL SHIRLEYS ....
don`t go to Wyoming , unless you want to become a HORSE it`s caused by something in the dry air it seems.

Originally posted by Dr. Bob:

Oh, my. Did I say that? Was a little horse? She must have caught a colt.

 

[MissAbbyIFBaptist]

Ya'll crack me up!

 

[dianetavegia]

LOL! Now I get it! I had missed that in the thread.

Diane

 

[dianetavegia]

Originally posted by greatday:
Nothing in life is enshrined in concrete.
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Daisy Answered:

Jimmy Hoffa.

http://www.baptistboard.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=32;t=001214;p=1#000012

 

[donnA]

Originally posted by greatday:
Nothing in life is enshrined in concrete.
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Daisy Answered:

Jimmy Hoffa

LOL

 

[dianetavegia]

dianetavegia


Member # 5185

posted September 25, 2003 09:32 PM
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Oh so we're gonna talk 'man stuff'? So, what do you recommend for athlete's foot?

Diane
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Gina L
Bible Believer
Member # 636

posted September 26, 2003 12:07 AM
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I hope I never get it. I chew my toenails!
Gina

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

On a thread about 'Church Attire'.

Originally posted by Jim1999:

Maybe we should all join a nudist colony and that would take care of whether we wear short trousers, long trousers, skirts or dresses.

Originally posted by Dr.Bob Griffin:

Jim - If guys OUR age started to follow your dress code (nudist) then there would be somebody with an iron trying to get out all the wrinkles!

Originally posted by I Am Blessed 16:

That's like someone telling you your nylons have a run in them when you're not wearing any!

 

[donnA]

LOL

 

[MissAbbyIFBaptist]

That's like someone telling you your nylons have a run in them when you're not wearing any!

Now THAT is hilarious! Whew! I gotta wipe them tears out of my eyes!

 

[dianetavegia]

OH MY! Those are FUNNY!