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    I flunked a urine test last week.....
     
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    Flunk a "you're in" test and "you're out"! :laugh:
     
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    The umpire blew the call when he said "you're out"....
     
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    Watching a Twins game again, I see ...
     
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    I see you can't keep on the track in the "Bad Advice Forum".....
     
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    You try driving over 1,400 miles in less than a day and half -- the "up" half in baking sun, the "back" half in torrential downpours -- and in between and in one hot, mosquito-bitten afternoon talking to three roofers about your father-in-law's roof, and see how well you track the peripherals!

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    I once drove 1,400 nails in a house that belonged to three roofers, who each had father-in-laws who were mosquito-bitten during a torrential downpour, trying to cool off from the baking sun, because their peripheral vision was blurred....and I drove those 1,400 nails in less than a day-and-a-half, too....
     
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    Anybody can do that with a nail gun ...
     
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    My nail gun quit on me once, and I had to drive 1,400 nails the old-fashioned way....nail and hammer.....
     
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    Are Christians supposed to engage in oneupsmanship?
     
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    You do know that oneupsmanship is half as bad as twoupsmanship, right?
     
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    Come to think of it, how does one engage in "oneupsmanship"? Does it take "twoupsmanship" to tango?
     
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    Christian oneupsmanship: I can be more humble than you can.
     
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    "Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I get more better lookin' each day."
     
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    ::: C1 does a Thousand Hills remix :::
     
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    They asked Brother Thousand Hills what his favorite salad dressing was. Yep, you guessed it.....


    Fat free ranch.....remixed, of course...
     
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    Time out!

    Gotta take a [​IMG] break
     
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    I got a million of'm.....
     
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    Gimme a dollar for each one, please?
     
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