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convicted1

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T'other day a bum asked me for a dollar. I told him in Kansas, I know a man who takes care of people and would employ him so that he could clean up. Be looking for him anytime....

You can smell him before you see him....

He seemed kinda crazy, but I thought he'd fit in with you....
 
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You know, a while back, seeing that I am fed up with the democrats, and have zero interest of becoming a republicant again, I tried to restart the Whig party. I went to Kansas City, KS to start a national convention. Apparently there was a mixup. The only ones who showed up were Dolly Parton, RuPaul, and Elvira, Mistress of the dark....they thought it was the Wig, and not the Whig, party.
 
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thisnumbersdisconnected

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How will I be able to tell the difference between him and any number of people making up half my caseload?

And I wondered why Dolly's limo was at the Ritz-Carlton the other day. The only decent motel in KCK that had previously been on the Mobil Travelers' Guide lost it's listing when half the letters went missing off the sign after the last wind storm.
 
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::: Flashback to old episodes of "Friends" with Monica working in a 50s theme restaurant and having to wear giants fake ones -- and join the other waitresses and their fakes for a song and dance number on the bar every hour on the hour :::
 
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