It comes to mind

[Carolina Baptist]

Go without your wife? No, prob'ly not.

Wife wants to go walk on the beach while I sit around wishing that my knees could stand walking on sand.

 

[SaggyWoman]

Why don't I just get an internet connection? Tell me, why?

 

[Carolina Baptist]

Went on a one week mission trip to Kentucky. Very limited internet connection.

 

[thisnumbersdisconnected]

If it isn't basketball season, there's no way to survive a trip to Kentucky without Internet ...

 

[Carolina Baptist]

One of our youth wore an Appalachian State Mountaineers tee shirt. Hostile territory.

 

[convicted1]

I live in West Viriginia, home of the Mountaineers. I am a UK fan btw...

 

[Carolina Baptist]

NC State Wolfpack fan here.

 

[SaggyWoman]

I love to watch America's got Talent.

 

[Carolina Baptist]

I love to watch America's got Talent.

It might be more fun to watch if I had any talent

 

[SaggyWoman]

Babies make a lot of noise.

 

[Carolina Baptist]

Babies make a lot of noise.

So does the neighbor's boat motor while he's working on it.

 

[SaggyWoman]

So does the lawnmower and other noisy lawn appliances.

 

[Carolina Baptist]

Gotta get my lawn mower fixed.

 

[SaggyWoman]

You need to wait until November to do it.

 

[Carolina Baptist]

Nah, November is when I get my AC fixed in my car :smilewinkgrin:

 

[SaggyWoman]

Rainy days and Sundays always get me down.

 

[Carolina Baptist]

I love a rainy night
Eddie Rabbit song

 

[SaggyWoman]

Tosco music party is tonight.

 

[Carolina Baptist]

Gold Hill Founders day next Saturday.

 

[SaggyWoman]

It is Sunday night. Should I be in church somewhere?