Name Game

[I Am Blessed 24]

We have a lot of rabbits here too. It's hard to keep them out of the garden.

Tom A. Toesgone

 

[thetaterkid]

I was on my way to work the other day and a family of rabbits ran right out in front of me. I did everything I could, but, could only hit 4 of those suckers. I spun out, lost control and smashed into fence. I hate rabbits.

Rick DeCar

 

[Gib]

My wife is a avid customer at the beauty shop. They wax, massage, cut hair, do nails, sauna, shower, make-up, exfoliate, ect. I won a $50 gift certificate to beauty shop. She said that men go there as well. She jokingly said I should have my back waxed because my back is so hairy. When I take my shirt off it looks like I'm wearing a wool sweater.

I made the appt and met the girl who was to do the waxing. She came in and asked me to remove my shirt. My sleeve got caught up on my watch. She came over to help me. When my shirt came off, the hair on my back shot out and poked her in the eye. Needless to say I did not get a wax that day. I opted for the massage.

Harry Backs

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Gib

I have long hair and am tired of having to curl it all the time. I have an appointment to get a perm tomorrow.

Curly Nomore

 

[Gib]

I went to the gym for a workout. Afterwards my muscles were aching. I decided to go hit the sauna. I set my alarm on my watch and it went off promptly in 15 mins. I went to leave and found the door jammed. It was late and the staff was busy cleaning up. The sauna had went off, but the heat was still there. Another 35 mins went by and finally I was rescued.

I. B. Melton

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

I used to go to the gym with regularity. Now I find that my fingers are the only thing that gets any type of exercise.

Ty Pingaway

 

[thetaterkid]

I personally don't care for the gym. I do, however, enjoy hitting the links. My wife and I play 18 holes, 5 days a week for sure. We play tournaments on Saturdays. My daddy ran a country club in sunny Florida. He taught me the game and how to play it. I was a pro instructor for 12 years.

I. Noah Goff

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Golf in not my game of choice. I can think of better things to do than chase a ball all day. Of course, I am not good at it either!

Bertie Never

 

[Gib]

I have never been to the gym until this past Friday. My wife and I joined on a 2 for 1 deal. Our personal trainer is from Sweden. His name is Svan. If our first day is a reflection of what the norm will be, then I may have second thoughts.

Svan made it very clear that we were out of shape and he was going to take it personally if we did not shape up. I can barely move today and can hardly wait to see Svan again. My body will never be the same.

S. Tate Ovshok

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Are you saying that Svan is brutal???

Shirley Not

 

[thetaterkid]

I know Svan. He was my trainer until one day he grabbed my love handles and started screaming, "melt away, melt away!" That was the last straw. Take my word for it, Svan needs therapy.

Simon Sezso

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Maybe Svan is angry because he never eats breakfast. That is certainly not a meal to skip.

Kareem Ofwheat

 

[Gib]

There's nothing like a good bowl of cereal in the morning to get your engine started. I usually eat 2 bowls full and they're great.

Frost Ed Flakes

[ April 28, 2003, 10:28 PM: Message edited by: Gib ]

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

Glad to see you endorsing my product!

Tony Tiger

 

[Gib]

Ah! Cereal is a great way to start off the morning or for a light snack at night. My favorite is that bran cereal with raisins. Wash it down with a glass of orange juice.

Ray Zenbran

 

[I Am Blessed 24]

I like to watch my grandkids eat the cereal that turns the milk dark.

Count Chocula

 

[WonderingOne]

It looks like it's going to be a nice day in my town today.

Wendy N. Warm

 

[Gib]

In rained cats and dogs here today. Our house is in the middle of a meadow surrounded by a lush green forrest. It rained so hard today the forrest was virtually invisible. The fog has settled in for now and visibility is par none.

Kent C. DeForrest

 

[WonderingOne]

That's a shame, Gib. The forests and trees are beautiful right now, so sorry you can't see them.

Yoosless I. Ball

 

[Wisdom Seeker]

Nobody love me, Everybody hates me. I can't see through the endless stream of tears. I give myself hugs, but it isn't the same. Why am I here? No-one appreciates all the good I do. All I get is critisisms and complaints. I don't get it. God made me too.

Rainy Skies