That's an interesting attitude you have toward church.
My real church, the one I am interested in is the church of the street....where I can talk to people one to one & I can attempt to help them, pray with them, commiserate with them, have coffee with them etc. There I look to see Christ in the least of my brethren....there I am alive & when I look into these folks eyes I can see the face of Christ. Until you go out there, pounding the pavement & truly meet with these people, you will never understand.